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 Post subject: IF YOUR FROM UK OR BRAZIL KEEP YOUR PC LOCKED UP
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:30 pm 
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Computer Virus Spreading
Computer Worm Goes Out Of Control
4:36pm UK, Monday January 19, 2009
A computer virus attacking Microsoft Windows has infected almost nine million machines and is spreading faster than ever before.


Windows users are being urged to step up security to beat the worm
Experts say the worm has "skyrocketed" in recent days.
It is sweeping through thousands of offices in the UK and has affected computers at the Ministry of Defence.
The virus - known variously as Conficker, Kido or Downadup - burrows deep into the operating system and tricks the machine into running the infected program.
Once the worm is running on the computer it automatically starts to download more malicious programs from hackers' websites, with devastating effects.

Microsoft boss Bill Gates
The majority of computers infected by the worm, which was first identified in October, are in Russia, China, Brazil and India. But the virus is now taking hold in the UK.
The worm has password cracking capabilities, often successful because company passwords sometimes match a predefined password list that it carries.
Eddy Willems, a security analyst with anti-virus firm Kaspersky Labs, said that a new strain of the worm was now causing additional problems.


http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Worm-Infects-Nine-Million-Computers-As-Microsoft-Windows-Users-Urged-To-Step-Up-Security/Article/200901315206333?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_4&lid=ARTICLE_15206333_Worm_Infects_Nine_Million_Computers_As_Microsoft_Windows_Users_Urged_To_Step_Up_Security

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:28 pm 
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Sounds like it's mostly a problem for businesses and shit.

Companies who use the old...

User = Password
Password = User

...which has always been an ingeniously flawless system.

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My bro is screwed he cant live without his pc.

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crap.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:58 pm 
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I have a giant condom on my PC Case, I'm safe.


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RabidNintendoFanboy wrote:
I have a giant condom on my PC Case, I'm safe.

you changed your avvie? WHAT IS THIS MADDNESS?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:07 pm 
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MADNES S!THIS IS SPARTA! *gets shot in the head*


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iconsting wrote:
RabidNintendoFanboy wrote:
I have a giant condom on my PC Case, I'm safe.

you changed your avvie? WHAT IS THIS MADDNESS?


Obama threatened to jail me unless I changed my Avatar... Quick Man was my first one.


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Ok, with all those daily updates, it's time for McAfee to show this measly computer crippling virus what it can do.


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ColorblindMonk wrote:
Ok, with all those daily updates, it's time for McAfee to show this measly computer crippling virus what it can do.


Eat up all of the system memory so the virus has nowhere to put itself?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:21 pm 
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download AVG


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Too late Username, it looks like you already got the Your virus.

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your virus?


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+10 awesomeness to Mr. Water there.

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