AWKWARD ZOMBIE

tusundre animu personality, you're doin' it wrong

Fantastic writing, this is not.


Oh man Tatzel we should show them how a real tusundre works B)

Yeah we should do that.

B-but I'm not w-working together with you because I l-like you or something, I'll only do it b-because they need a teaching! You b-big dummy!

PART 3: TEAM JESUS, FORCED FRIENDSHIPS, AND YOU




Serenity apparently turns into a pigs rave party when she gets rustled. Probably doesn't help her backpack is empty either.
Sailor Mercury is the groups Roman Emperor. She has passed judgment, and Serenity must now be flushed and fight the lions.
BUT NO, BEYONCE HAS TO KILL SOMETHING THAT COULD BE AWESOME BY USING THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND JESUS.
Also, I think Beyonce there forgot about Noahs Ark. BUT, IT WAS A PRETTY OBSCURE STORY. YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT.




Sweet Christmas, sailor Mercury's face is bening and flattened in a horrid shape. Its like she got uppercutted by a shovel.
Cole Train wants to be friends with Serenity. He's like fuckin Santa Claus. I think he gets fatter in every panel.




IF YOU NEED HELP
IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO
AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM
MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE...
THE DESU TEAM

so kawaii desu

i have to draw her as Sailor Mercury now

The Desu-Team

I just

Haha oh god

Shit just got kawaii

if I were Serenity I'd get them arrested for being creepy.


And/or try and make their lives miserable by doing as much of what they just said they wouldn't care about - being rude, crude, etc.

too moe~

what the fuck happened to beyonce's face in that last panel, oh jesus

uguu~ happened star



uguu~

PART 4: THE SCHOOL VIOLENCES SERENITY



WELL, ITS PROBABLY THE BITCHY PART
I'm glad the nurse knows all about religious prosecutions and their medical link to head injury.







The next day, the school is out out for blood. A SWIFT HIT TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD. THE CHAMPS IN TROUBLE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
I wish I could speak in green symbol boxes.
The school is probably punishing her for dressing like a slutty 80's rock/rave groupie.






THE BLACK MANS LAUGHTER IS SO POWERFUL, IT IS TEARING THE PAGE ITSELF.
You will also never see a Jock without a football. WHERE DO THEY PUT THEM.
Also, I'm glad Beyonce went with the half sunday school half whore clown outfit.




I'm actually baffled about whats holding up that girls green seat pants. She has no hips.
POEMS MAKE SERENITY ANGRY. SERENITY SMASH.




Dirty Limerick or not, its still complete. WAY TO DOUCHE IT OUT, TEACH. Then again, the only thing on that paper is the word incomplete, so maybe that is the problem.
I love how he actually has orange glasses to match his horrible shirt. He also apparently doesn't understand what the word "liberate" means.

I really really cannot describe how much I hate it when people say 'cuss'. What is wrong with 'curse'?



And Mythbusters proved that cursing actually does help relieve pain - it's psychological, but it works.

Oh god what is this.

And she didn't manage to flap hard enough with her poem to fly into the air.