AWKWARD ZOMBIE

sup ladies


So, You all remember Zink's reveiw of Tough Love? Well, story times are awesome like that. Now, you're thinking ohman comic reviews? SOUNDS PRETTY BORING. However, what if they were terrible? I don't mean like sonic recolor terrible, but but ones that had a genuine effort but they were just a horrible idea or executed (also, reaction faces).

Well, I got one for you. It's a manga (?) series called Serenity, about a bitchy rebellious teen who gets caught up WITH THE JESUS CROWD. Also, Dr. Klaw is a teacher. I'll be splitting it into a 5 pages a post since its long.
Shall we begin?

SERENITY: ACE DICK HIGH SCHOOL REBEL TEENAGER
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PART 1: THE BEGINNING OF THE START



We join our hero, Serenity, first day at a christian high school and ready to start her Pokemon journey. Note the praying and Captain America outside.





Giver her some blue hair. You gotta have blue hair.
Also, more rings that a bathtub? What wizard speak are you babbling woman.

Also, apparently Serenity is one of those twirly things on strippers breasts. Seriously though, what the fuck is a tassel in that context.




GODDAMNIT SERENITY, I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE FOR THIS.
Also, fuck yeah folder high fives.




Holy shit you guys, its 7:57 am on her first day AND SHE IS ALREADY ON STRIKE 4.
HARDCORE GRRL AM I RITE.
I'm glad The Cole Train there is so sympathetic.




GOLD EMBROIDER PRAYER CLUB. Its like the Ambercrombie and Fitch of Jesus.
Before you ask, Bible Bangers is surprisingly not a porno. Least that's what I gathered from Google.
Holy Roller Frado?
Dawgs we been dissed?
What the fuck parallel dimension earth are they from.

Dawgs dey been dissed.

It's like somebody learned everything they know from a "How to Draw Manga" art book.

I thought it was 'BIBLE BASHERS' anyway?

Is it just me or does she kinda look like she's taking a piss when she's being compared to a tassel

Doze dawgz been dissed.


And only two characters really look like they came from a manga.

What the carglip kind of dazen language are these parklens speaking?

Not sure if want yet

AW SHIT MAN


I used to read this when I was younger! But I think this is the redrawn updated version, right? Man, the original first book had art on par with tough love, probably better though because at least it tried to use perspective and backgrounds.

oh my god cole train's neck in the last page

WHAT NECK

this is the best trying to be cool language ive ever heard

I think I'll need a dictionary here.

Also, the art style is a desperate attempt at trying to be cool.

I think they missed the 'when to use sweat beads' and 'how to draw sweat beads' chapters of their 'How to Draw Manga' book.


Hell, maybe they just plagiarised/traced the anime faces like that guy did with the BLEACH stuff?

Yo dawg, we heard u liek dissing so we put a dissing in yo dissing so now u can be dissed while u are dissed

This is like Tough Love but the words are the more painful factor here!

PART 2: SCHOOL AIN'T SHIT BUT TRICKS AND HO'S





Derek just happens to make random boy band poses. Its the Justin Timberlake effect.
Also, do you seriously expect us to believe kawaii desu tsunedre is from LA? Not with skin that pale.





Oh shit. Wesley Snipes, Cheerleader Cheerleader and Wheeler about to get up in Serenity's shit.
CHIPPER? OH, BITCH YOU'RE GETTING CUT.
I don't even think Skoochie is a word and she's offended on several levels.






UHHH OOOOOH. SHE'S GONNA BRING THE DRAMA. LAY SEVERAL SMACKDOWNS. WATCH OUT THOUGH, CHEERLEADER HAS TRANSFORMED INTO WOLVERINE.
I am glad Wheeler has such insight on great analogies. Go Planet.
GO JESUS






So we have a gay guy with a skull necklace, a girl who wandered in from the red light district, and a very un-intimidating black guy. THE TOUGH CROWD. I love how the shirtless guy's face turns into the most posh upperclass snob in a matter of seconds.






OH SHIT, TEAM JESUS ARE NARCS. I KNEW IT.
DAWGZ.
Also, best censorship ever.

Sheesh what is up with the terrible anime look a like ripoff comics like Tough Love and This


AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE LIKE SOME KIND OF MORAL OR SOMETHING IN IT.

oh man trying to hard to appease to the Teens these days

KAWAIIIII UUUUUNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFF