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AngelicSongx
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What did Keroppi say to Chococat?

Hello Kitty!
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Explotaro
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A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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Animal Crossing is the cruelest mistress of them all.

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What fairy can fly higher than the Empire State building?

Any fairy! The Empire State building can't fly!
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Explotaro
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, “About 3 hours.” The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says, “About an hour and half.”

The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn’t come back.”

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, “Bill, where did he go when he left here?”

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, “Your house!”

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Animal Crossing is the cruelest mistress of them all.

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betrippin
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I dont get that one

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He... Robbed his house? :psyduck:

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Explotaro
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He asked the barber how long so he'd have a time limit to do whatever it is he does at the barber's house. If it was robbery, I'm sure he woulda mentioned it. Maybe he just went broke in to watch TV or do the barber's wife or something. I dunno.

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I wonder if you have to train very hard to work at a rail station.
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Alex
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Well, I guess I'm glad someone brought this back.

Why did the bus hit the kid?
To get to the other side.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?
Swallowing it.
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Syobon
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?
The Holocaust
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What sound does a baby in a blender make?
I didn't hear; too busy fapping

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When is it okay to submerge a baby in water?

When it's on fire

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Stranaton
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When is it okay to submerge a baby in water?

When it's on fire

forget about the joke being bad, I see only logic here.

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Captain_Nick
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Stop me if you heard this one

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they can't change anything

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Nick, you are cool.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make?
I didn't hear; too busy fapping

Bad jokes, not disgusting jokes.

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