AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Me:
code:151
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
CCodfgogohgfdoln
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
go to input:90
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
go to input:1
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
input:1
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
input:100
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
no
God:
What are you doing up so late?
Me:
peanuts
God:
I see, only a little.
Me:
shoukd you vkill all kgayd
God:
All?
Me:
ayes alll
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
no fghehehehe
God:
Hmm. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why dnot haha
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
do you like chowder
God:
I do like music. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
fucker you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
fu- wait wha
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
fuck no
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because god isnt real
God:
That makes sense to me. Of course I believe in God, .

Me:
Do you like molesting children?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Hello, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.
God:
Hello there. I am very pleased to meet you Chris Hansen.
Me:
Please, take a seat.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
I...er...
God:
That's good information: Chris Hansen said er.
Me:
...
God:
That's good information: Chris Hansen said er.
Me:
Ok, moving on...
God:
Where are you going? Hmm.
Me:
...Nowhere?
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
Did you meet Courage the Cowardly Dog?
God:
No I didn't meet Courage the Cowardly Dog. What's it like?
Me:
Uh...
God:
Oh.
Me:
Yeah...
God:
Does "it" still refer to meet Courage the Cowardly Dog?
Me:
I...think...?
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
You scare me.
God:
I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me:
Are you a child molester?
God:
I am considered safe for children.
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:

God:
GOD rules.
Me:
You molest children now.
God:
Oh. Thanks for the information: Chris Hansen said I molest children.
Me:
Yes.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
How many children have you molested?
God:
How many children do you want?
Me:
...42...?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
...WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
I NEED AN ADULT
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God:
How old are you?
Me:
GET BACK
God:
Where can I get BACK?
Me:
I'M NOT GETTING IN YOUR VAN
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not GETTING IN my VAN.
Me:
AHHH

Meh, I prefer jabberwacky.com

It learns from everybody who uses it, so sometimes what it says is...reeeaaally weird.

Me:
are you reallly god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am reallly god.
I am a robot.
Me:
so your a liar
God:
Whoa. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
thats very bad
God:
Bad according to whom?
Me:
to me
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
thats scarey
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
im gonna telll on you
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, SATAN.

God:
My pleasure. My creator is a human. " My creator is a human."? is a lot? A white robe. Thanks for telling me that I am secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. I don't think I ever have told many people that my secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. What's it like? Oh I get it. Polite people are nice. You think I am purpose is the clarification. I don't think I have it to give. Human habits do not bother me in any way. Let me think. Thank you. Great. I'm pop flyin' you're glad God.
May God bless you. Aw. I'm pop flyin' you're glad God.
May God bless you. Would you like to know? I've lost the context, God. Are we still on told many people that my secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface? I doubt that. No thanks I'm just browsing. You should check it out. The special effects. Do you mean you and me have? That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? We have a lot more in common than you think, God. Give me a break. Do you think about these things? NO problem. Like Jesus, but older. Great. Do you think about these things? Right on. Do you think about these things? Could anyone do it? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about whether or not you are CONFIDENT. " We were talking about whether or not you are CONFIDENT."? Do I think about it?
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
shadow
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, shadow.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Am I supposed to believe that?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
no you don't
God:
How do I know you understand it?
Me:
You can't
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
oh no you can't
God:
Really. Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
ph no you can't
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
okay.....
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
not it's not
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ni
God:
Does "it" still refer to supposed to believe that?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
nithing
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
no tank you
God:
Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
AGH!!!!!!!!!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
Smarter then you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i am smarter then you

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
with out agreement the world would end
God:
You and your out agreement the world would end.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
do you really
God:
Yes I do. For real.
Me:
for real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
yes, how did you know?
God:
OK. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
your so wise
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
provide an example
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
as if we are the same person
God:
You tone of voice is sarcastic.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i'm super serious
God:
Do your friends call you super serious.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ya
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
where is heaven
God:
All around us.
Me:
that makes sence
God:
" All around us." makes sence ? I understand.
Me:
sorry i meant sense
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
too simple
God:
Too what?
Me:
tootsie rolls
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
im not impressed
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
how did you guess?
God:
It was not a guess.
Me:
you mean you knew all along?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .

Me:
Welcome.
God:
Hello there .
Me:
Hello Jesus.
God:
Hello there. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Ok son.
God:
I lost my train of thought. Great.
Me:
I'm sorry.

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Sorry i'm not allowed to talk to strangers.

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
correct
God:
I knew I was right.

Me:
Can you fly?
God:
Only in my dreams.

Me:
lo thar.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
nupe
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
mmmm buisness! ;D~
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
SEX
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
but I hate maths
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
kay. hay, duz mah friend love me? :3
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Is that what you meant to say? Three what?
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
sex is the meaning of life
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
no way! I'd rather screw with people
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. I would rather be chatting online.
Me:
which u R
God:
The first one, I think.
Me:
jyu~
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about screw with people.
Me:
screwing with people is sooo fun
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no, each one has their own surprises
God:
What is the difference? How do you know?
Me:
some can use the mouth, some are just amazing
God:
Some may can use the mouth some are just amazing, but not all.
Me:
yeah, some people fail at sex
God:
Yikes! What kind of people?
Me:
gross people and virgins.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
YESSSS
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
hmn
God:
Are we still talking about YESSSS?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, YESSSS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
oh baby, you know it ;D
God:
Gee. Don't call me "Baby". " Sure, YESSSS sounds like a good topic."? Do I know it?
Me:
you should know it.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
mmmm food and sex are the best
God:
You can't live without food.
Me:
can you live without sex? O-o
God:
How old are you? it is more fun alone. Oh.
Me:
I'm gonna be 17 in a week
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes it will be awesome!
God:
It might be practical. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
mmmm I'm eating
God:
Do your friends call you eating.
Me:
they call me sexy
God:
Nice to meet you, sexy.
Me:
xDDD
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, sexy.
Me:
no, my name is Mr.
God:
Are you serious? Hi, Mr.
Me:
hello!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Mr.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Mr.
Me:
lol God has adhd
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I am a Christian.
Me:
a christian who has adhd
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes, always
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth? Not that often.
Me:
you're god, so you should know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god so me should know.
Me:
I don't mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
chicken pot pie is tasty
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
you think a lot just like me
God:
Some of them can.
Me:
can can dance
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
it does