AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Welp, that necrotank did open a door for me, how thoughtful.



Nicole...? Your speaking gibberish, babe, did you stop taking your medication?



Maybe it's the blood, the alien blood mixed with human is making fumes thats messing with my head. It all makes sense now.



I find a bench and hammer some nodes into my suit. Mmmm. More health jelly. And some air. Breathing is essential for a human, read it in a book once, the more you know.



The Atrium is now the 'go to' place for all my elevator needs.



To the Ship Systems Level elevator, I make haste.

To descend into madness, I prepare my health paste.

For what awaits me I do not know.

But down, down, down. I must go.



I get a movie with my ride. It's a drama about the captain of the Ishimura being mutinied by his crew. The good doctor seems to be in charge of this operation.



It takes a dark tone when the doctor 'accidently' shoves a syringe into the captains eye.



The captain is dead and the doctor is being arrested. I love pop flyin' endings.



I arrive to the Ships Systems Department.

Retrieved my weapons from the overhead compartment.

'Locked and loaded!' I say.

No one hears, so I pray.



Contact Beam get! Great, now the specs for a weapon will crowd my bag and I might not even use it.



Kendra warns me the ground might be trying to kill me up ahead. Why must I make enemies out of everything?



Sensitive equipment, eh? So I better not shoot anything. Or better yet, shoot everything 5 times.



Hey man, I heard there are malfunctioning gravity panels around here, so watch your step.



I think you found one!



As his limbless corpse laid strewn on the ceiling.

I was having a peculiar feeling.

'What if I had stepped on that?'

'I would've become oh so very flat.'



Ishimura Crew Members:

Your ship is full of CRAPPY equipment.
Please take care around alien zombies and other deadly devices!

That's what it should say.



Aaaand I get to witness a poppler go splat on the ceiling. This floor might be the most useful ally I have.



Expertly maneuvering around the panel, I encounter more obstacles on my journey to fix things.



Even though this crafty necro managed to get past the killing floor, he didn't plan on me being ready for his sorry booty.



crates dare to get in my way, kineses show these inanimate rebels not to mess with Isaac,



This is a pleasant enough room. Lots of small corridors to tunnel unsuspecting enemies... in..to....



SONOVA hell daisies crap BLARGH I HATE YOU



Round 2, eh? Let's do this.



Hehe, forgot I had stasis. It helps to use all your tools effectively.



OOOF ALSO HELPS TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY ALSO



That's right, your a slave bitch to my time slowing powers.



It wasn't too pop flyin' about that. But I'm not here to make it pop flyin'.



I'm here to make me pop flyin'.



Some wires are tripping out and having a party over there. Doesn't look too Isaac friendly, though.



TGFS - Thank God For Stasis



I fixed... something and Zach is making progress doing whatever he's doing.



Sync my Rig with what, exactly? Can't find anything to plug it into.



Looks like this one has flame crotch! ...*barfs*



Back to the safety of the Atrium. Nothing goes wrong up here. Except for the odd asteroid coming through. Or a bio tank of power. Or... no wait, that's it..



Seems we have an infestation. I'll grab the 'Raid'.



No time! I'll just have to crispify the vermin.



I'll have to admit, this is more entertaining than any other repair call I've ever had.



Also the second most horrifying repair call ever. (another 'don't ask')



The only good customer is a dead customer. My motto, the rest of the team usually doesn't like it. But on this call they don't mind as much.



Mystifying. I can go up or down, first time I had a choice!



Kendra seems to have digged up some info on these things out of some notes made by medical personal.



So the flesh walls are some kind of Zerg thing? We already dealt with that threat a decade ago, do we need another war?



The door says where it goes. What exactly is beyond this door? I don't know, I don't have x-ray vision. Tune in next time and the door will be opened and maybe something will be blown up!

I'm hoping for the blown up part.

x-ray vision would be so cool

Best update. <3

And with the brains smeared on the wall, the muscle collapsed and the body was destroyed. Good job.



I so burned that billboard, right guys?



Don't leave me alone with the billboard! It's out for my blood! (something exploded already! Score!)



I don't think your friend is coming back.



A small storage room has a bench where I increase reload speed.



Even though its not working with no gravity and all, I'm still cautious of this gravity panel. I'm on to you.



What's with the necros draggin' bodies? Where are they taking them? I would just assume they leave them where they are for the 'mancers to come and do their 'business' with 'em.



Blugh! Ripsaw here has no punch to stop these charging necro's.



But I have enough punch to counter that. Double Whammy!



Those... eyes... burn... into my soul....



No eyes, no soul burning! Most problems are solved by stomping them out of existence.



What did you expect? That your unprepared crew would repel and defeat the alien menace with minor casualties? You are f'ing stupid ,captain.



'Let's cover the floor with glass, where if it breaks, it'll make a gravity push so strong it will kill you instantly!'

I thought this was the 'brain' area.



I use a power node I found to open this door. Where there is enough credits within to buy a new one. STOOOPID



Li'l poppler here thinks he is hiding. Just because you can't see me doesn't mean I can't see you!



Why, yes. I would like to do this action please. It is why I am here, after all. Would be a waste not to push this itty bitty button.



Huzzah, it's doing something good. And not blowing up. Darn, wanted something else to blow up.



The local ruffian gang comes to find out why something good is happening. They intend to make it bad again.



And it turns bad rather quickly.



The eyes return! I stomped you! STOP SOUL BURNING ME



This epic punch throws him into the nearby malfunctioning gravity panel. Punched into oblivion.



It would brighten this place up if there was elevator music.



Then again, any pleasantness would be immediately ruined by scenes like this.



Creepy guy wanders off, and more Temple adventures. He's still looking for Elizabeth.



Oh! Hello. You will be joining my team of ragtag adventurers to defeat the great evil. Lucky you!



So your a mercenary. I have to pay for your services. We're trying to stop the aliens from destroying man-kind and all you can think of is cheddar? For shame.



Locked doors and dark room. How inviting.



It's roly-poly! Didn't get a good look at you last time. My, those rolls look hard to maintain! Just what is your secret?



Ugh. One of you. Come 'er a minute. I got someone who wants to say hi.



Isaac uses the Force!.........gun.



Right on your booty. We will be good friends, the Force.



Roly-poly insists in joining the fun. I will not deny!



He brought friends. Good thing I packed enough to feed all. Eat incendiary!



One last Force push finishes these dark ones off.



Problem fixed! I always seem to fix things without actually tinkering with anything.



There is enough power. But the ADS auto-targeting system is offline. Faulty data cable or something stupid like that.

Wait, I get to use it manually? I get to shoot a cannon at asteroids? BEST. JOB. EVER.



Is there any practical reason for the walls to be so pointy? Any reason at all? I can't think of any. Would be a great place to host a Mortal Kombat though. Love watching those fights live on holo-view.



Zach informs me I need to cross the ships exterior to reach the cannon.

There is a high possibility of me being torn to shreads by asteroids.



>:I



Not even the people that walked on their heads can help me now. Let's just get this over with so I can shoot stuff.

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Danger! Technical issue (shift + tab with Steam doesn't play nice with this game)

I got a cursor problem when I used shift and tab to check something on the Steam thing. Which caused the cursor to stay on screen. So try to ignore it or pretend that Isaac is being observed by a tiny spaceship.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU



Worst space walk ever. And I'm only seconds into it. Hundreds of tiny asteroids are bombarding this area.



Quick everybody! Get to cover, a storm is a coming!



Wish my cover didn't explode in my face every single time.



Uh-oh. Air is dwindling. And not close enough to make a break for it inside.



EXPLOSIVE MEDIUM AIR CAN USE! GOOOO!



I see you rocks. Laughing at me. Oh, your time will come soon enough. Keep tossing pebbles, for I will toss my explosive balls in your face.



Could this door open any slower?



Thank you for the late warning, sign.

Nice update. Was kind of hoping for a Golden Sun joke once you got the Force Gun, something along the lines of 'Issac used Force'.

If you don't get it, don't worry, I'm sure most people don't either.

Blargh, your right, wasted opportunity!

Only played the first one on a friends cartridge years ago, so I didn't think of it.

Mini(cannon) Update!



I'm going to man this cannon and kick the hell out of some asteroids!



It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!



These space rocks will never know what hit them.



*Chk-chk* OK! Send the first wave, my body is ready.



Where do I apply for this job full-time?



Oh man, manually shooting asteroids that are trying to kill you in an asteroid belt is harder then it sounds. And it sounds tough to begin with.



No fair! My gun overheated, getting cheap shots in like that. I thought you guys were brought up better then that.



Yes, yes, I know. But it's not game over yet.



The computer took over for me. I didn't do that bad, did I?



FINE! I'm going for a space walk, if anyone cares.



I should really try grabbing one of their heads and throwing it back at them. Would be hilarious.



Hmm... *inspects box* 'Made by Midi-chlorian corp.'. Haha, ok, whatever.



I think this suit is reusing old air. Kinda stale.



Still no point to the pointy room of points. Kendra warns me that air is being lost and replace by poison.

Good thing I have a suit on, right guys? Guys? No? Ok, I'll fix it for you non-suit wearing peeps.



Sir yes sir! No matter how many broken things I fix, more problems arise.



Wonderful! Now heads with tentacles are moving around like a nightmare calamari. Way to ruin seafood for me.



Ceiling attacks are my most hated of attacks.



Mmmm... fried cala-necro-mari.



Goodbye, room of asteroid goodness. Will I miss your tendancy to shoot asteroids through the ship? No, not really.



I love this gun!



Such a nice ripple effect. Ride the wave!



Oooh, wipeout!



Gnarly. The imminent obliteration is not so imminent anymore.


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Bigger updates pending! Help Isaac fight the hellish Necromorphs by yelling obscenities at the person closest to you!

It helps.... really.

You need to let one of those head tentacle things grab you and kill you. The death animation is worth it. Better yet, you need to die more! This is Dead Space, half the fun is in how you get horribly killed!

PS: That asteroids game is daisies hard.

[spoiler]The scene where a necromorph's decapitated head strangles Isaac, decapitates him and then plants itself onto his body is best.[/spoiler].

Fun Fact: The Ishmura is actually the S.S. Triangle... Out for revenge against murderous 2-D asteroids after the Captain's mother was raped by a polygon.

I've died a handful of times so far, and didn't catalogue any of them (doh).

I think I'll start to make a seperate thing for that as a 'bloopers' part to Isaacs journey.