AWKWARD ZOMBIE

think about it though
Brick can go into an unkillable rage with explosive punches
Lilith can go into another dimension releasing waves of enemies
Roland can use specialised military equipment to cut down enemies and support team mates
and Mordecai has a pet bird

Hey. The bird can explode too.

But I still liked Roland better so far. It was a bit harder than Mordecai but it was so much more fun.

Roland is probably my favorite, follow by Brick, then Lilith, then Mordecai.

It's like Christmas!

I fucking hate the voice actors, please Gearbox, for number two, can we get a fully voiced Borderlands please for the love of god and don't make them stereotypical

But the stereotypes are the best parts.

Wasn't expecting that!

We should all get a game going sometime. Start at the beginning and just go.

I decided to play the soldier and I suck less \o/

Lord I am bad at it though. I got to 0 health in the freaking tutorial.

But then I shot a guy dead and it was all good.

Oh are you starting to play Bacon? You should make it online so I can join because I just beat the game and want to go again.

Okay, I'll get on now.

okay actually i have no idea what to do

oh and then i guess i need names to add friends so uh people tell me your name?

Um, I think my account name is Moepasaurus.

One sec, going through the tutorial so I'll be ready to join. I hope you aren't too far past there.

I'm playing on the PS3 so no playing with ya'll for me.

inb4 ps3 has no gaem

i'm at the kill 8 bandits part, so don't worry about it.

also, if there's friendly fire: i apologise in advance. i am a horrible, horrible shot.

I'll get a shield and join your game. Ok?

ugh computer is getting too hot, i'm gonna have to quit

sorry for the trouble

Ok, no problem. Just post here again when you're ready.