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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:07 pm 
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I want someone to not be virgins with anymore...

...where's Vaxidd when I need him..?

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It was lovely meeting you all, but now I must straight-up kill your assistant.


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[Citation Needed] wrote:
That and you're a girl.


I'm not the one who leaks estrogen everywhere
Oh snap

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[Citation Needed] wrote:
Malum wrote:
AND SO WHAT IF I LIKE TO EAT PUPPIES.

Eat up, by all means.

Just leave the kittens alone.

you
you monster
how could you let those poor puppies get eaten
they aren't even able to walk away from him yet


WHICH MAKES THEM MORE DELICIOUS, MORE FAT ON THEM.

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Hide the children.

Malum likes baby fat.

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You old saggy titted witch


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Oh, so Malum likes it like that, eh...

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Okay no that makes it sound creepy.


AND THEY'RE PUPPIES, NOT BABIES

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THEY'RE BABY SOMETHINGS, MALUM. HOW COULD YOU??

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HOW COULDN'T I!?

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...touche.

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Malum's gone out of control.

GET THE FIREARMS! WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE!

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Um.
What if I just karate chop the back of his neck?
Will that do?

...because I just did it.

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ARM THE FURRETS.

READY YOUR OCTILLERY.

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lyrasen wrote:
Um.
What if I just karate chop the back of his neck?
Will that do?

...because I just did it.


FOOL, YOU ONLY ANGERED HIM.


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lyrasen wrote:
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What if I just karate chop the back of his neck?
Will that do?

...because I just did it.


Suddenly I find myself looking over my shoulder cautiously...

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