I spare us a commentary on Time-Travel and start here.
There is a person here.
Looks like a Gerudo. I'm not on friendly terms with them in this timeline, so I better act unassuming.
I tell her I have nothing to do, and she says she has something for me to do.
Well technically yes, but not yet.
I will be later, but not exactly.
I decided to go with the truthful answer, even though the Gerudo seem to like Ganosedorf.
aaaand she is Nabooru.
I just confessed my hatred of Ganosedorf to his second-in-command.
WHOOPS
Uh
Okay
Aren't you supposed to be helping him with that?
Um...I guess.
Yeah.
I'm doing this.
Okay, yeah, you should know this. Something is amiss here.
Apparently she wants to thwart them right now.
This changes at some point in the timestream. I better find out when.
For the moment, I'm getting her those Silver Gauntlets. While they are something I'd like to have myself, I promised her I'd get them.
I crawl through the hole.
There is a room here.
But screw that, there's another hole here.
And a locked door.
Under normal circumstances I would have to backtrack and look for a key, but it seems that the Multi-Key glitch is permanent now. I do not approve of this.
There are lizard people through the door. I forgot how much I don't like these guys.
They are dead now, as they deserve.
There's a bombable hole in the wall there. Unfortunately my legs are too tiny for me to deal with it properly.
BOMBCHU TO THE RESCUE
There is a giant room here.
It is presided over by Ms. Snaketits here.
A room appears, filled with blocks and lasers.
This sun-symbol activates when covered in sunlight, which opens a door. Even though it's on a moveable block, and therefore not connected to any form of mechanism in the ground.
Because fucking magic, that's why.
What a large suit of armor. Maybe the silver gauntlets are on it.
I try to grab the gauntlets and holy shit it's alive.
That is not a small enemy.
That is a
very large enemy
It's attacks are slow and cumbersome, though. They're easily avoided.
Plus, I am very short, and he swings rather high.
I break off a bit of it's armor.
That's a
woman in that suit.
I am a bit perturbed.
I always find the best way to get rid of my trouble's is to violently destroy them.
Iron Knuckletta is dead. L'il Lonk is victorious once more.
Sunlight. Sunlight is good.
What could possibly go wrong?
FUCK
BLAH BLAH BLAH I AM A FEATHERY DOUCHE
Thank the gods.
Witches are in this temple.
I have fire power.
I smell an entire update devoted to Monty Python references.
As soon as the brainless feathery asshole departs, I find those gauntlets I was looking for.
I can't equip them as a child, though. I'll just give them to Nabooru for now.
A sudden sandstorm occurs.
A cry for distress!
Where is it coming from?
Lonk leaves no distress call unanswered!
Nabooru's in trouble!
Well I WAS going to save you, but I guess if that's what you want...
daisies witches, always using black magic everywhere.
The witches don't seem to notice me.
Much to their future doom. In seven years I'm coming back here and kicking their asses.
I better get down from here.
I slide down the face of the colossus.
Time to go to the future, save Nabooru, and BURN SOME WITCHES
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