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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:23 pm 
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Tale of my Evening:

After a long quest south to find a mountain mine site I came across a village.

It was quaint enough at first sight, a log cabin and a timber house. No fences, a few roads, and a small farm. When I got closer I noticed something different though, several runestones were scattered around the well.

Seeing as no one was around I thought maybe they were messages from others in the area, like I'd seen at other forts. I was rather astonished though as the first one declared, "Take this as a lesson from stealing from my mine. DarkSpark". As I read them I found them to be a journal, signed by the same man.

It detailed their taking of several items in his tin mine. He tracked them back with ungodly ranger skills, built a battering ram outside their palisade and destroyed every part of the wall. Then he went inside where they were clearing out a cellar for the timber house using pickaxes stolen from his mine. Then he slaughtered the four of them.

I went into the timber house to find DarkSpark sleeping on one of the beds. I then ran as fast as I could away from there and teleported back to the village wanting to get lots of distance between us.


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Falconer Lombard wrote:
Tale of my Evening:

After a long quest south to find a mountain mine site I came across a village.

It was quaint enough at first sight, a log cabin and a timber house. No fences, a few roads, and a small farm. When I got closer I noticed something different though, several runestones were scattered around the well.

Seeing as no one was around I thought maybe they were messages from others in the area, like I'd seen at other forts. I was rather astonished though as the first one declared, "Take this as a lesson from stealing from my mine. DarkSpark". As I read them I found them to be a journal, signed by the same man.

It detailed their taking of several items in his tin mine. He tracked them back with ungodly ranger skills, built a battering ram outside their palisade and destroyed every part of the wall. Then he went inside where they were clearing out a cellar for the timber house using pickaxes stolen from his mine. Then he slaughtered the four of them.

I went into the timber house to find DarkSpark sleeping on one of the beds. I then ran as fast as I could away from there and teleported back to the village wanting to get lots of distance between us.


Scary shit.

shit, chuck norris is playing. we already lost.

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Server's up again.

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Falconer Lombard wrote:
Tale of my Evening:

After a long quest south to find a mountain mine site I came across a village.

It was quaint enough at first sight, a log cabin and a timber house. No fences, a few roads, and a small farm. When I got closer I noticed something different though, several runestones were scattered around the well.

Seeing as no one was around I thought maybe they were messages from others in the area, like I'd seen at other forts. I was rather astonished though as the first one declared, "Take this as a lesson from stealing from my mine. DarkSpark". As I read them I found them to be a journal, signed by the same man.

It detailed their taking of several items in his tin mine. He tracked them back with ungodly ranger skills, built a battering ram outside their palisade and destroyed every part of the wall. Then he went inside where they were clearing out a cellar for the timber house using pickaxes stolen from his mine. Then he slaughtered the four of them.

I went into the timber house to find DarkSpark sleeping on one of the beds. I then ran as fast as I could away from there and teleported back to the village wanting to get lots of distance between us.


Scary shit.

I'm a little scared how similar that name is to Dark.
I don't in anyway think that is Dark, just is a little odd.
Also, electricity in water kills a swimmer- or a surfer.
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All people live in fear of my moxie.

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    dandyPants [DP] began trolling awkwardZombies [AZ]

    DP: All people live in fear of my leeches

    DP: MUAHAHA


    dandyPants [DP] ceased trolling awkwardZombies [AZ]

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The Big Cheese wrote:
wut

Mr. Flamboyant waded in too deep into a swamp, and has gotten attacked by leeches. A lot. So much so that he now consists of 60% leech!


By tomorrow there's a good chance he'll become something like Oogie Boogie.


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    dandyPants [DP] began trolling awkwardZombies [AZ]

    DP: I hauled about 100 leeches from the swamp to the west of the village to the village itself.

    DP: Took me two trips.

    DP: On the second trip, I took a boat with two crates.

    DP: MY LEECHES WILL DRAIN ALL OF YOUR BLOOD

    DP: MUAHAHA


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FOUND A MOUNTAIN~!


EDIT: Mine already taken. :(


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I heard there might be a full server restart in the next couple of days, starting from scratch. any validity to this?

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I heard there might be a full server restart in the next couple of days, starting from scratch. any validity to this?



Now I'm finally starting to make real progress they're gonna restart the server?

OH NOES

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Dandypants wrote:
Stranaton wrote:
I heard there might be a full server restart in the next couple of days, starting from scratch. any validity to this?



Now I'm finally starting to make real progress they're gonna restart the server?

OH NOES

What
My house
My lv. 7 Unarmed Combat
the town
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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only a rumor, calm down.

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