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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:51 am 
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I have to say, I'm really enjoying this let's play.
Also, man, the re-animators(Or whatever their proper name is) are really nasty looking...


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BTW guys, as I said before the writing is translatable.
Here is a Rosetta Stone for anyone up for translating all the writings.
http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs34/f/2008/ ... MFox87.jpg
and the original Rosetta Stone within the game, which im sure he will come across sooner or later.
http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/ ... _image.jpg
If my memory serves me, most of the writing is just ramblings like "Alman be praised" or "Death is only the beginning" or "Keep us whole, make us whole" etc etc etc... A bunch of cryptic and creepy writings of people going insane/mad.

Loving this LP, you'll soon be passing the part where I pussed out and quit.

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Valbrandur wrote:
A corpse bat shaggin' the captain.

Should have brought a video camera, Isaac.


If you are wondering, I have started making videos then taking screenshots with fraps, makes it easier to focus on the game then take good screens afterwards. I still have the fight recorded.

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Vahnara wrote:
Valbrandur wrote:
A corpse bat shaggin' the captain.

Should have brought a video camera, Isaac.


If you are wondering, I have started making videos then taking screenshots with fraps, makes it easier to focus on the game then take good screens afterwards. I still have the fight recorded.

but arent Fraps video files huuuuuuge

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Not unless I compress them into WMVs with windows movie maker, which I turned an 8 minute segment video (almost 6 gigs before) into 494 MB. Youtube small.

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coolio, i might do that

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Should've called the mutant babies Bulbasaurs. And the regular zombies Kabutops. And the flying guys zubats.

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This is no simple infection we're dealing with, it's an entire alien species! And they don't seem too keen on joining societies.

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Also notified that the ship is in trouble and I need to get my booty to engineering. Right away, sir!

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But first! I sell some junk off at the store. I am engineer Isaac, not junk master Isaac.

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Node acquired. Just gotta find a workbench so I can wedge it into my suit.

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To the tram station, ho!

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Waaaaait a minute, weren't there bodies here? Like, alot of the them?

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The blind lady and her 'McCoy' were also right there. Either they were wondertwins and combined to become shape of 'a pile of maggots' and form of 'blood puddle', or they are now crawling around the vents somewhere.

I can hear scratching. I'm guessing the latter.

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Time for a tram ride. This is my favourite part!

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I pass out on the tram ride. Dreaming about my adventure thus far. On chapter 3 now I would think. I'll call it... 'Course Correction'. As there is a course that will probably need to be corrected.

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The tram ride was only 10 seconds or so, so sleeping wasn't really a wise thing to do while the door was wide open. Zach awakes me to lay out some problems that need solving. Time to engineer this shit up.

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Are you sure its the rocks pulling us down and not kendras big butt? I wonder where she is.

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So while I'm going around and doing all this, where you will be? Sitting tight in a saferoom 'reading' those magazines I saw everywhere earlier? Alright Zach, I got ya.

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I love your Peng too. All of it.

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I think this is a condom ad.

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I've been thinking of upgrading to triggerlink, but I don't think I can justify 10 credits a month for a few minor exclusives.

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Wherever a creepy dark hallway is, there will be a space engineer to explore it.

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Control room located. There is someone in the chair. Hello?

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I do not trust this fellow. I creep up slowly with weapon drawn. It's like shopping at any convenience store back home.

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I'm just going to pick up this audio log, ok buddy? No, don't get up, I got it.

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He's cool, I'm cool, we're all cool.

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Are those... are those vending machines?!

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Isaac is Dominating vending machine.

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I wonder if this is Temple or Danver. Either or, they didn't succeed in their task.

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No name tag or any other forms of ID. I'll just call you 'expendaBill'.

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WELL. That was a whole lot of build up. The Machine Shop looks like it will be fun. Tune in next time for adventures in dead SPAAAAACE.

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The true villains are the vending machines. I never did like them.

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Here we are, the machine shop. Let us explore.

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I don't believe you buddy. Taking a nap during your shift. for shame

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Isaac uses Lazy Peon Plasma Cutter to the face!

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If you had your mask on, I could've mistaked you for being unconscious. But noooo, you had to make me use the motivator.

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Dernit. You stupid suits creeped me out with your shadowy silhouettes. I hate you guys.

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Found an audio log of Danvers and Temple. There is another person in the audio, from what I can hear he's pulling his own teeth out. I know dentists can be expensive but come on.

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Yes. Join the large group of cattle waiting to be devoured by the aliens that don't use tractor beams or have pants on.

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Work bench found and power node used to upgrade my bleeding capacity.

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5 sweet bars of health goo. Now I got a leg up on the situation.

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EGADS!!

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TEAMWORK. Lets the enemy get multiple kills easier.

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Working solo has its advantages. No one to worry about but myself, I get to keep all the ammo and cash I find. Also, I get the satisfaction of being a one man army against the alien horde.

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HMMM. To the refueling control station or to the refueling control station? DECISIONS

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While I decide which path to take on this fork in the road, I pull over the dislodged gondola.

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Decided on the refueling control station. It wasn't an easy pick, there was a vote, but the ballots were stacked in favor or the refueling control station and it was considered null until it could be determined who stuffed fake ballots into the vote.

It was the flamethrower.

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Riding the gondola to the other side. It is a very far drop down and there is a loud roar. A very loud roar. I haven't eaten since mid-flight here.

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A necrocreep is spotted and I take aim. How come none of the mining tools come equipped with a sniper scope? All purpose my booty.

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Sweet Kelly. There is a welcoming party at the other side and I'm the guest of honor.

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Forgot this thing had an alt mode till now, it fires a fireball. HOW-DO-YOU-DO-KEN

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I set my gracious hosts on fire, like any good party patron does.

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The leader of the party planning committee isn't too pop flyin' with my contribution to this shindig.

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There is attempted hugging here. It was denied.

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More audio logs of the misadventures of Danvers and Temple. Seems like there was sabotage and not a malfunction when it came to the failure of the ship.

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These guys just love to go where I can't follow them. Like vents and the girls bathroom.

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All I have waiting for me at home is a bottle of mustard and some old Psycho magazines.

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Second station of refueling is found and activated.

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Popplers are upset that I'm causing all this gas to be used to save the ship.

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Back onto the gondola of never gonna break.

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It didn't break. But I found someone in the floorboards! He has some of those little pricklers with him. I hate those soooo much.

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Cutter isn't too effective with so many little things around.

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FLAME ON!

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A prickler manages to get on my back. They explode for some reason when they get shaked off.

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Pests dealt with. Time to return to the control room, where expendabill was holding down the fort.

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Dear arceus NO. NOT EXPENDABILL.

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This perverse act does not bode well with what I know will happen. Friends will be killed.

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He is no longer my friend. But one of them. I will not hesitate when it is time to pull the trigger.

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I just realized. These necromancers would be doing this same thing to the popplers to convert them. That will not be tolerated. Uncle Isaac will terminate every single necromancer till none remain.

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The necromancer is spent and goes to find a cigarette. It is time to commence operation 'Kill all Necromancers'.

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Yes. You. Come to me. I will crush you.

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Open wide and eat plasma justice.

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Overkill? Not for these things.

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I shoot a fireball at necrobill. Just missed.

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Fireball 2, away! Direct hit! Melee range detected.

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I'm sorry, expendabill. But if you knew you would be punched to death while being an alien zombie, it would be how you would want to go.

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The deed is done. This is a slow cargo lift.

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Mandatory? I doubt any of the necro's had to do this, why should I?

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I'm wondering if any of the locked lockers can be opened. Seems like a waste of loot if they can't.

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The Misadventures of Danvers and Temple continue with this latest entry. Temple is heading down to fix the centrifuge. Danvers slips on a banana and gets a pie in the face. I loathe laugh tracks.

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I find it ironic there is still paper magazines of the latest electronics when everything is pretty much holo this and holo that.

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Time to be decontaminated. I left my towel in Kelly.

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Stand still. Got it. I won't move a muscle. Nothing will make me move said muscles. Statue Isaac, call me that. For movement there will not be any of. At all.

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Aw, jeez, peeping toms. Can't take a decontamination shower around here without creeps filling up the windows.

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You things made me a liar. I told the nice computer I wouldn't move and now look what you made me do!

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Burning away your sins! Which would be you in entirety.

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Fireball! daisies. Missed again. I need to get better at fireballin'.

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If they weren't so daisies agile I could do better. STOP MOVING SO I CAN KILL YOU

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Better! See, that wasn't so bad now, was it?

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Sorry I moved, I really didn't mean to. Don't be mad. No, thank you for your patience.

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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this crappy billboard.

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These holes have been in a couple places. I do not trust them one bit. But they haven't done anything to me yet so I can't judge them.

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Then again, there is evidence here that the holes are dangerous. Just going out on a limb here.

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Whew! What a ride. But I think it's just beginning.


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Due to my own stupidity, I didn't fraps an entire segment of this and saved the game. SO, I restarted a new game and rushed my way through to where I didn't record and got footage to photograph. There are inconsistencies with item upgrades, but, from now on it will be the original file and I made some modifications to the fraps options so I know when I'm recording in game.

Also, the Ripper weapon was obtained and was originally used in the decontamination room, but not on the second run that was recorded, so hopefully I can squeeze some Ripper action in the next update.

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just how exactly do you manage to make this game seem so light hearted


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I too have a bottle of mustard waiting for me at home.

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expendabill/necrobill.....
i like it

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Fooflyer wrote:
just how exactly do you manage to make this game seem so light hearted


Welp. When playing it's really atmospheric so I'm not really thinking of jokes (except when I spot posters) and it's a pretty creepy game.

I just improvise when putting it together to make it more light hearted and putting it 1st person with Isaac so while he's getting more used to whats happening he can make jokes and go a little insane at the same time.

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Writing up a new update and getting this to a new page to be ready for it.

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