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Kevin
 Post subject: You are stuck in an airplane toilet
PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:06 pm 
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(Okay, I'm making a new one that I'm pretty sure will go a lot better than the other one that went down crappy lane quicker than you can say "ARGRARJGHH")


After trying to get a place in the Mile High Club.
The Airplane is being hijacked by Lebanese.

What'cha gonna do now, EH?!

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>Make another adventure thread in hopes that it won't suck.

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>Punch the nearest person
>Fuck the po-lice!

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Not Malum
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>Flush toilet in hopes that you can escape the plane with the sewage

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Kevin
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You flush yourself down with the toilets, how you managed to fit is a question no one will ever answer.
Now you're on your way down to safety. Without a parachute.

How are you planning to solve this?

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>Land on a bird

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LETS SEE IF YOU BASTARDS CAN DO 90

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>Talk to me Goose.


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