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[4:47:15 PM] Def says: I HEAR YA BROTHUUUUUUR
[4:47:27 PM] Dookface says: BUT I'M A GURL
[4:47:31 PM] Dookface says: HOW CAN I BE A BROTUR
[4:47:34 PM] Dookface says: brothur
[4:47:36 PM] Dark says: ITS IN SPIRIT
[4:47:44 PM] Dookface says: SO I HAVE A PENIS IN SPIRIT?
[4:47:49 PM] Dark says: YOU ARE A upstanding member of society
[4:47:53 PM] Dark says: SO YES
[4:47:57 PM] Dookface says: WHAT

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[9:28:54 PM] lyra says: cool
[9:29:01 PM] lyra says: his lips are pmsing
[9:29:05 PM] ololobeamswords says: THAT HAPPENS TO MEH


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[9:30:55 PM] lyra says: anybody know where the move relearner is in LeafGreen?
[9:31:03 PM] Wolfenstein says: I just killed it.


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[9:34:28 PM] lyra says: we never made him go through initiation
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[9:34:39 PM] lyra says: ...teehee.
[9:34:42 PM] lyra says: wise choice.

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[8:34:37 PM] ololobeamswords says: THIS MILK IS PLAINLY LIQUID
[8:34:43 PM] Doom says: In bed.
[8:34:43 PM] lyra says: still?

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[10:21:15 PM] ololobeamswords says: lololo so far I've played Ike n stuf
[10:21:21 PM] lyra says: ON MYYYY MUTHERFUCKING PLAAAAANE

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Josh: That two inches makes a big difference!

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[1:55:51 PM] Gogh T. says: >Mr. Game and Watch
[1:55:54 PM] Deuche says: MASTABATIN

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[11:22:21 PM] Yeili says:THAT!


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[11:22:21 PM] Yeili says:THAT!


I'll explain this.
So I was looking up stuff to buy for my friend and there's this bear character from an anime she likes... There were two versions posted, and I posted a link to the other...

The quality wasn't good, and the bear was darker than the other version, and I said...

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[11:22:49 PM] Yeili says: But it's darkly and doesn't look as good.
[11:22:53 PM] Yeili says: Oops.
[11:22:58 PM] Yeili says: DON'T QUOTE THAT!
[11:23:27 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name says: I'M SO QUOTING THAT!
[11:23:34 PM] Yeili says: FUCK YOU TREVOR


'course, he quoted 'that' instead of the above, but that was just to mess with me.

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I forget whether I posted this before.

Ferret Buccaneer (9:02:37 PM): and it's like the SECOND I TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU KIDS, A VOLCANO GOES AND BLOWS

I got nothin'

[6:54:10 PM] lyra says: you guys suck
[6:54:32 PM] Deuce says: in bed
[6:54:33 PM] Yeili says: Bloop

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[5:52:30 PM] Deuce says: HELP ME GUYS I'M TOO RETARDED TO DRESS MYSELF
[5:52:30 PM] Ryu says: OK!

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[9:30:51 PM] OHDAMN;IT'SARI! says: Bill Nye the Pedophile
[9:30:52 PM] lyra says: oh fuck yes


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[9:47:27 PM] lyra says: she eats mutant babies for dinner
[9:47:30 PM] Yeili says: Like the rest of us

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[11:17 PM] Doom: ur mom
[11:17 PM] Gogh T.: Sometime
[11:17 PM] Doom: in bed
[11:17 PM] Gogh T.: Somewhen


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[11:14 PM] Gogh T.: Your phone being charged?
[11:14 PM] Error 404: Name not found: What is it being charged with?
[11:14 PM] Doom: MURDER.
[11:14 PM] Error 404: Name not found: Assualt and BATTERY?

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[10:34 PM] Error 404: Name not found: What better place to pirate than under the FBI's nose..?
[10:34 PM] Error 404: Name not found: NONE I SAY
[10:34 PM] Error 404: Name not found: EXCEPT FOR EVERYWHERE
[10:35 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: What about behind them? That way if they find you, you have a chance to backstab them for a guarenteed crit that kills even an overhealed heavy.
[10:36 PM] Error 404: Name not found: Or you could alternatively sap their sentry
[10:36 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: But they'll notice that! it's better to backstab them, cloak, then come back to sap their sentry.
[10:37 PM] Error 404: Name not found: But then the sentry shoots and kills you
[10:37 PM] Error 404: Name not found: CONONDRUM
[10:37 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: Alright then, you sap the sentry, cloak, then backstab the engy.
[10:38 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: Or wait until another one of the own team comes so that the engy might attack his own.
[10:38 PM] Error 404: Name not found: BUT BY THEN HE HAS HIT IT OFF WITH HIS WRENCH AND IT KILLS YOU ANYWAY
[10:39 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: But you can backstab him while he's attacking his own and resap!
[10:39 PM] Error 404: Name not found: The REAL answer to this problem:
[10:39 PM] Error 404: Name not found: You cannot win as a Spy.
[10:39 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: But you can pave the path to victory for your teamates to follow!
[10:40 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: THAT IS THE POWER OF TEAMWORK!
[10:40 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: Even if the other team is team stacking, you can still win if your team works like one!
[10:40 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: SOMETHING IN JAPENESE!
[10:41 PM] Error 404: Name not found: DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
[10:41 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: YOURS IS A BUTTERFLY KNIFE THAT WILL PIERCE THE ENGIES!
[10:42 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
[10:42 PM] Error 404: Name not found: ...The Juggernaut?
[10:42 PM] Error 404: Name not found: Bitch.
[10:43 PM] ololobeamswords: KAMINAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[10:43 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: I only disguised as him, now I'm going to sap your perception of reality.
[10:43 PM] Error 404: Name not found: GIT OUTTA MY HEAD CHARLES
[10:43 PM] ololobeamswords: NOOO
[10:43 PM] ololobeamswords: *clings to your brain*
[10:43 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: ERROOOOOOOOOOOOOR.
[10:43 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: I FEEEEEEEEEL GOOOOOOOOOOOD.
[10:43 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: YOU MADE ME HAAAAAAAAAAPY.
[10:43 PM] ololobeamswords: WHEE
[10:44 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: Not in that way though.
[10:44 PM] ololobeamswords: I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON


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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
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[10:34 PM] Error 404: Name not found: What better place to pirate than under the FBI's nose..?
[10:34 PM] Error 404: Name not found: NONE I SAY
[10:34 PM] Error 404: Name not found: EXCEPT FOR EVERYWHERE
[10:35 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: What about behind them? That way if they find you, you have a chance to backstab them for a guarenteed crit that kills even an overhealed heavy.
[10:36 PM] Error 404: Name not found: Or you could alternatively sap their sentry
[10:36 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: But they'll notice that! it's better to backstab them, cloak, then come back to sap their sentry.
[10:37 PM] Error 404: Name not found: But then the sentry shoots and kills you
[10:37 PM] Error 404: Name not found: CONONDRUM
[10:37 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: Alright then, you sap the sentry, cloak, then backstab the engy.
[10:38 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: Or wait until another one of the own team comes so that the engy might attack his own.
[10:38 PM] Error 404: Name not found: BUT BY THEN HE HAS HIT IT OFF WITH HIS WRENCH AND IT KILLS YOU ANYWAY
[10:39 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: But you can backstab him while he's attacking his own and resap!
[10:39 PM] Error 404: Name not found: The REAL answer to this problem:
[10:39 PM] Error 404: Name not found: You cannot win as a Spy.
[10:39 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: But you can pave the path to victory for your teamates to follow!
[10:40 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: THAT IS THE POWER OF TEAMWORK!
[10:40 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: Even if the other team is team stacking, you can still win if your team works like one!
[10:40 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: SOMETHING IN JAPENESE!
[10:41 PM] Error 404: Name not found: DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
[10:41 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: YOURS IS A BUTTERFLY KNIFE THAT WILL PIERCE THE ENGIES!
[10:42 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
[10:42 PM] Error 404: Name not found: ...The Juggernaut?
[10:42 PM] Error 404: Name not found: Bitch.
[10:43 PM] ololobeamswords: KAMINAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[10:43 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: I only disguised as him, now I'm going to sap your perception of reality.
[10:43 PM] Error 404: Name not found: GIT OUTTA MY HEAD CHARLES
[10:43 PM] ololobeamswords: NOOO
[10:43 PM] ololobeamswords: *clings to your brain*
[10:43 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: ERROOOOOOOOOOOOOR.
[10:43 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: I FEEEEEEEEEL GOOOOOOOOOOOD.
[10:43 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: YOU MADE ME HAAAAAAAAAAPY.
[10:43 PM] ololobeamswords: WHEE
[10:44 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name: Not in that way though.
[10:44 PM] ololobeamswords: I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON
[7:43:49 PM] Some sort of attempt at a funny name says: Although considering the influence of Giyga's speech, maybe it is that way.


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[8:21:22 PM] ololobeamswords says: I assume bees keep it sealed up so they don't get hangovers in the morning despite the wicked awesome parties they'd have.

We were talking about whether honey is alchoholic or not.


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Did you not find the last stanza good?


I just thought that "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE" would make a good punchline to that rapid transgression of topics.

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