AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I bought 'Splosion Man on the Xbox Arcade.

That's about the extent of my fireworks after having moved out.

No, I have, for every day during the whole event. I just want to kill him some more for good measure.

My bro and his friend accidentally forgot to douse out burnt fireworks and put them in the trashbag while they were still hot.

Later a neighbor had to throw a rock at out window to get our attention to tell us that it caught on fire.
Me and my dad ran outside, and it was near the stairs to our porch.
I was like "OH NO FIRE" and jumped over the porch railing and ran over to the hose, turned it on, and put it out. And then I was a HERO.

Well, there's our yearly 4th of July fire.

mourning the anniversary of my fathers death

PFFFFHa ha ha ha ha, good luck with that.

There's a reason I didn't go to DC for the 4th of July more than once. Thing is so packed, it takes a one hour ride on the metro takes four hours on the 4th of July. Not to mention you'll be in someone's armpit the entire time.

Mall's crowded as hell too. Although those fireworks were pretty. I remember a firework that exploded into a smiley face.

I prefer Marvel.

oh i forgot this is a thing
its like american bonfire night

yeah but these bonfires are sparkly and come in a variety of colors, so it's better than the average bonfire.

isnt tom cruise australian

Hardly, there're way more cops patrollin' around on holidays.

Well, uh, I probably won't be watching any fireworks.

...Or doing anything special.




...I have to mow the lawn today. I guess that counts?

Other than that, it's just gonna be a normal day. Geez, when did my life get so boring.

why dont you organize to paint the lawn mower patriotic colours with your family to celebrate america

Well, it going to be 32 degrees today, so I'm off to the pond!

We do ours on July 3rd, so as not to get in the way of the fireworks over the harbor on the fourth.