AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If people are expecting him to fail and he does, he doesn't really fail them, does he?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Lyra you are not even trying to have people not couple up your post and sig, are you?

People could ask you the same thing, you know.

Why would I try not to be awesome?
This signature is like the only thing I have going for me.

*bites tongue*

There's no time limit from what I know (there are time limits for certain rooms, but not the whole dungeon), but it's similar to the Water temple in which there is a specific way you need to go to get the treasure.

If you go the wrong way, you'll run out of keys--which is why I wouldn't recommend saving until you've gotten the treasure.

I do hope at least some of you have read Dune.



I set off once more, impressing all of my new comrades with my glowing aura of masculinity.

It is much easier for them to notice when they are not trying to imprison me.



Got to head into the desert. The desert is a good place for a god-emperor to be.

Have I mentioned that I am a god emperor recently? I don't get many chances to. It was this thing with the Deku's that happened.

You'd think being a god emperor would come up more.



The amtal and the Worm-Taming?



Nope, none of that, apparently.

I get stuck with stupid non-deadly trials.



Blah blah something to do with the eye of truth.



Just open the gate and let me head into the desert.



Off we go.



Hmm. Smells spicy.



I make sure to avoid walking in a rhythmic manner.



There is a box here, and a gap.

This must be the river of sand trial the lady mentioned. I can just walk over this with my Hover Boots.



Trial one of two avoided entirely.



Who leaves boxes in a desert anyway.



A carpet shop?

I could buy my very own Best Carpet!



Oh wait.

It is a shop ON a carpet.

laaaaaaaaaame.



Nice stilsuit.

Are you the Naib?



No, just a silly vendor.

I bet he's a Tleilaxu.



No, screw you.

You aren't even funny.



Into the desert again!



There is a sudden outcrop of rock.

Is this the sietch?



Nope just a silly altar.

Look's like Lonk won't be getting his Fremen on today.



There is a poe who feels it necessary to speak in rhyme.

I dislike him.



I could show you several screenshots of this, but it would be stupid.

It is a really long walk, I must add. When do I get my worm.



And then suddenly I find the sietch.

FREMEN TIME



Oh no it's just a stupid colossus.

WHEN DO THE FREMEN SHOW UP



I investigate!



Oh it looks like this is actually the Spirit Temple.



To go to the future I must go to the past. Got it.



...To go the past I must go to the past.

Don't got it.



Oh, there's a hole here that only L'il Lonk can fit through. Guess it's time to rape spacetime once more and head to the past.

It's going to be a bother getting here with L'il Lonks stubby legs.



And then Sheik shows up.

Maybe she can teach me a song that will lead me here. Yeah, that's what she does.



She starts on a lecture and is that the owl in the background.



I swear to god if you brought the owl with you



If we get a different camera angle and I see that owl, you are dead like you would not believe



Okay, we're coming up on an angle change here, and I swear if I see that fucking owl-



We change the angle and I see that fucking owl.



I am tall enough to stab him in the face now.

If he comes down here I am going to stab him in the face.



I swear to god owl, if you are not out of here by the time I am done learning this song I am stabbing you in the face.



He is out of here before I am done learning the song.

He just kept himself from coming down with a serious case of Swordface.



Time to go back into the past, where I am much too short to stab an owl in the face.

Oh boy, plenty of Dune references.

At least you didn't have to do anything with the gom jabbar.

Where did your cheddar go, did you buy whatever it was from the guy?
Or did he just rob you?

Swordface. Sounds fun. As long as the owl has it and it is not contagious.

He actually bought it

I never got the bigger wallet, so I could never afford whatever he offered.
I'm guessing its a scam.

He just gave you some bombochus. Yeah it's a scam.