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WrathAngerfist
 Post subject: What Happened Last Night
PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:54 am 
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You awake in an empty field with a splitting headache, with no memory of what happened last night. You stand up and discover that you have no clothes. You must be awesome to party with
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Vrominelli
 Post subject: Because you drank too much.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:55 am 
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>Vomit.

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Captain Narwhal
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>Proceed to perform intercourse with nearest female in room. If no females are available, then punch the first thing you see as hard as you can.

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[Citation Needed]
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You realize you have all 9,000,006 of Nurgle's STDs.
You are now dead.

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Lordy wrote:
i also fear you
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Superior Bacon
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Ecstacy's a hell of a drug.

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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Captain Narwhal
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You realize you have all 9,000,006 of Nurgle's STDs.
You are now dead.


>Realize you are in hell.

>Punch Satan in the penis.

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Merlin
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>Quit
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Look further down and realize you are not actually standing per se, your legs are gone, you are resting on nubs

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Superior Bacon
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Per se.

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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Xabyrn
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I am so tired of these threads.

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WrathAngerfist
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Vrominelli wrote:
>Vomit.


Feeling that the ground doesn't take enough shit from people stepping on it all the time you decide to vomit on it

Captain Narwhal wrote:
>Proceed to perform intercourse with nearest female in room. If no females are available, then punch the first thing you see as hard as you can.


You are suddenly overcome by rage and you decide to punch your own vomit, now your hand hurts and it's covered in puke... disgusting

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[Citation Needed] wrote:
You realize you have all 9,000,006 of Nurgle's STDs.
You are now dead.


>Realize you are in hell.

>Punch Satan in the penis.


Still filled with rage you look at Satan and punch him right in the junk. Satan starts crying like a little baby.

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Spoony
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YOU HAVE ENTERED

POWER DRIVE

BALL IS IN

PARKING LOT

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN
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DarkSurfer
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GAME OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
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duhrdotcom
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GAME OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
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DarkSurfer
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No but seriously, we have like, 7 Adventure threads already.
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