AWKWARD ZOMBIE

After Lonk finished his big adventure he should go open up the Best Florist shop. *moar Atlantis referencing ololololol*

Hover Boots need to make a return.

Only with slightly more hover.

AND A SPECIAL SUNDAY MINI-UPDATE



Bongo Bongo is going to die.

Let's watch.



No stop this at once.

I don't have time to bounce I need to kill Bongo.



These shenanigans will cease immediately!



CEASE

Also I have just realized that this monster is probably the thing that attacked me from the well.

I kind of swore vengeance for that.



So now he gets a case of DOUBLE VENGEANCE

As soon as he lets go of me.



I really wish he would not bounce me.

It is annoying.



Got him!



FOR WHIMSYBOAT



I notice that using the Lens has caused my Magic Bar to explode to an unreasonable distance.

This temple is just full of surprises.

And by surprises I mean horrible glitches.

I think reality is starting to deteriorate from my frequent abuse of space-time.



But whatever, it's TIME TO AVENGE THE BOAT



He is fond of banging this drum.

As if he doesn't have better things to do, like deal with the death god in front of him.



This is why monsters should get their priorities straight.



See?

Priorities, man.

Always put the time-traveling death machine above musical instruments. Always.



He keeps banging his drum, even posthumously.



The beat slows...



And then Bongo Bongo dissolves.



He is absorbed into his drum.

A far better fate than he deserves.



Heart Container obtained!

Mana Bar remains exploded!



Time to float away and find out which of my childhood friends will be lost to me this time!



It's like a game of russian roulette except the gun is fully loaded and pointed at everyone I care about.



Today's mystery guest is...



Conetits.

I don't actually care much for her, actually.



I find her fashion sense repugnant.



She recounts to me things I already know.

This must be part of the Sheikah training.



Too bad he couldn't look behind him long enough to find it.

If he had actually waded into the moat to get it the whole world would have been doomed.



The finest.



Perfect, now she too can be horribly ripped from my life by cruel fate.



Nothing needs explaining actually.

Most of this makes perfect sense.



Well at least they're making themselves useful.



That's the Fifth of the Six Medallions.

One more to go before me and Ganosedorf have our epic clash.



Let's see if we can't find that last sage.



There's only one place left to go:

Gerudo Valley!

...Did you do that fight without using the bow..?

Was I supposed to?

I think double vengeance is a double negative.

I don't think he cares.
Kick logic to the curb

...I was listening to It's My Life the whole time I was reading MAnder's update. It...fit quite well, actually.

I was listening to it, too. Still listening, actually.

Also, Bongo Bongo has got to be the weirdest boss in OoT.

A big evil shadow who sets villages on fire and throws ninjas... and also plays the drums.

I feel bad for not instantly realizing that Bongo Bongo's name is meaningful.

AND YOU SHOULD.
FOR SHAME SCEB
FOR SHAME

Just kidding you know we all love you man

I wake up, get on AZ, and find that Bongo Bongo and Conetits are dead.

My Sunday is going spectacularly so far.

I had to.

WHIMSYBOAT HAS BEEN AVENGED.

You're supposed to shoot his hands with the bow, and then the eye when it charges, before you stab it in the face. Speed runners don't like this trick though, they just stab everything.