AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Cut off your finger

Put it in a Taco

I think Angus's musical departure is the best so far.


Oh wait hang on.

There's a "Cracked" article on ballsy quits.

http://www.cracked.com/article/18362_the-7-ballsiest-ways-anyone-ever-quit-their-job/

Here it is

Buy wasabi.
Freeze said wasabi.
The next day, cut up frozen wasabi.
Put in taco as lettuce.
Laugh at unsuspecting customers.

I was gonna think of something good and post it but then i remembered this isn't a cartoon and you cant get away with doing that kind of thing so

Put a cockroach inside the meat.

In all seriousness, I wouldn't try and pull anything until you know you have the job. If you do this and they call your employer, I highly doubt he's going to be singing your praises.

Even after he has the job, Taco Bell can still report this to his employers and get him fired from his job at Bookland or end up putting him on some sort of probation at Bookland, which would not be a good first impression.

Why would you want to do something like this when you haven't even confirmed it sucks as much as you think?

I mean yeah, fast food jobs are generally shit but it's not like it's their fault. Also it's always nice to have good references when applying for jobs in the future.

Why would you do that, this is retarded.

What everyone else said; you can't actually "ragequit" because it WILL come back to bite you.


That being said, there's no problem at all with going out with a non-interfering "show and dance"... such as a show and dance!

Just as long as you don't do anything that'll actually lose customers, specifically interfere with the employees, or require cleanup, nobody can actually complain!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0HdNjQcS3g

'nuff said.

I would suggest doing something reasonably embarrassing but not against the rules or turning away customers.

Man my job sure does suck, lets take it out on totally innocent costumers who are doing nothing wrong. Or my fellow coworkers who are just trying to make a quick buck at the only place they can, similar to your current situation.

THESE ARE THE BEST PLANS EVER.

All I'm saying is in any job it's going to go alot better if you just do your job well and be polite and all that jazz.

For just in case they call Taco Bell to see if you did your job well enough, despite how low on the corporate ladder it was.

And being a totally unprovoked douche just because you don't like your where you may be working, it goes without saying, is a total asshat move