TO THE FUTURE
As it turns out, the Lens of Truth is one of the few items that carries over from Adult to Child Link.
Neat.
I have no time for travel, so I just use that warp song Sheik taught me.
Not only does this song transport me to Kakariko, it takes me to an area I can't normally.
This is the most useful song I have ever learned, actually.
There are a bunch of torches.
None of them are lit.
FIRE TIME
The door opens.
This will not be unpleasant at all, I bet.
It's a good thing I'm not claustrophobic.
There's a spinny thing that I have to aim in the right direction.
I aim it.
The door opens up over there.
Unfortunately,
I cannot fly.
I BLAME THE HOLES
I am somewhat sick of walls talking to me.
You know, if the walls can talk why can't they just talk straight? No, it has to be cryptic bullshit.
I find my way around the area with the Lens of Truth.
It isn't fun.
Oh look it's this guy again.
Apparently I didn't kill him enough last time.
Alright, come closer...
And stay dead this time!
He dies all over again.
Let's see what I get for killing him this time.
These boots let me hover.
...
Hmm...
I HAVE THWARTED HOLES FOREVER
THE WAR IS OVER
LONK HAS WON
I AM GOING TO FIND A NEARBY HOLE AND WALK RIGHT OVER IT
AWW YEAH
TAKE THAT, HOLES
*Ahem*
Well
This is exciting.
Let's go find something else to kill.
This is a rupee puzzle with a spinning scythe.
Just like in the Ice Temple.
Original.
Rupees are collected, doors open.
Let's see what we'll find.
UGH
THESE THINGS
There is a hallway filled with Guillotines and gaps.
But thanks to my new boots the gaps are no problem.
Stalfos.
Haven't seen these in a while.
No time for nostalgia.
Another Rupee puzzle. Ho boy.
I gather them all.
In the next room, there is a sign.
And a hidden rock.
I push and pull it around. It is useful for shielding me from falling spike platforms of death.
This is me laughing in the face of physics.
I am pretty sure Physics cries itself to sleep at this point, actually.
I've just ruined it's self esteem.
Cosmic Therapy will no doubt ensue.
I poke around the temple a bit more. I have failed to check out this area.
What looks like a gap is actually a platform.
Stupid invisible building materials.
I unlock a door.
I think now would be a good time to point out that I somehow obtained ten keys from one chest.
I don't know if that was supposed to happen or not, but I'm sure as hell not complaining.
This room seems to be empty.
It is actually far from it.
This is not me laughing at physics.
This is me standing on a invisible block.
THIS is me laughing at physics.
FURTHER ADVENTURES
These fans are blowing me across the room.
They don't go well with my new boots, since they lose traction.
Luckily I have more than one set of boots.
I can thwart the fans with my Iron Boots.
I am doing all sorts of boot-related thwarting recently.
BACK TO THE BEST BOOTS
OH WAIT NOPE
The walls are talking again!
Oh screw these guys.
They don't even look like respectable ReDeads.
I head past the wannabe ReDe-
Is that a boat?
THIS IS A BOAT
A boat powered by THE POWER OF SONG
MOVE OUT, MY MUSICAL WHIMSYBOAT
TOGETHER WE WILL SPREAD WISHES ACROSS THE LAND
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
WHO DARES DEFILE THE WHIMSYBOAT?
All those who would defile the Whimsyboat meet instant death.
Because that's how I roll.
We arrive at our destination. The Whimsyboat comes to a halt.
And then it starts to sink.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I won't forget you, Whimsyboat
This room is filled with Floormasters.
I...I just don't care.
The loss of Whimsyboat weighs heavily on my heart.
Does this even matter.
I already have like seven of these.
Oh no, wooden planks.
Whatever will I do.
Dry, splintery, easily combustible wooden death is sliding towards me.
WHOOPS FIRE
I nab the boss key.
I need a bridge across the gap. Hmm.
Unfortunately there is none.
So I make one.
I bet that statue took years to carve.
And look, I made a bridge, in like, two seconds.
Oh no.
A hole.
A combination of the Lens of Truth and and my Hover Boots gets me across easily.
I will find the monster responsible for dooming the Whimsyboat and
end him.
There is a much less easily avoided hole here.
This looks a bit strange.
That is a huge hand.
That is a very large hand attached to
a holy hell what is that
You are responsible for the loss of Whimsyboat.
I am going to do unspeakable things to you.
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