AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Usually dying is a serious thing, but getting trampled by ferocious christmas shoppers... now that's just funny. Especially since most people who go that insane about shopping are total candy asses and fruitcakes most of the time.

I would love to see what's on his tombstone. "He was madly trampled on by a guy named richard and his husband rick as they scrambled for nail polish and hairbrushes."

On my tombstone it will say I got a page.

Mine will say that I hid a large diamond inside my skull, so when people would dig up my grave they would see that my skull would have the words "fooled you!" printed on my forehead.

lol wal-mart to tombstones in three pages.

(Mine would say "daisies, I guess that was a bad idea")

Peter Dodds

"What does this button d--"







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Yeah, that's my name!

David -----

"A nerd to the end"

Daniel Bair

"oh like you've never done that!"

Tree pages? We don't need pages from no stinkin' trees here.

im out there every black friday, but im not pushing people and fighting over a $2 dvd or anything. in our town, people behave themselves, we have extra security in the stores (didnt stop our Victoria's Secret from getting robbed of $20,000 of sexy underwear though, but that was after black friday), no ones fighting, its just a fun day for us. the only problem that we've ever had is people cutting in line. it sickens me that people will kill someone over a sale, and then not ever care that he died.