AWKWARD ZOMBIE

With a bunch of unoriginal silver rupee puzzles

Oh boy

You can get a piece of heart there.

By ripping it out of the chest of that creepy old man.

But you need the gold gauntlets first.

Actually you need the Iron Boots. Trample on him and around his heart until it's apparent.

Let's go!

It's just the bottom of a well, it's not that big of a deal.



This is a rather extensive Bottom.



The first thing I do is crawl into the nearest, dark, small, and confined space.

Because I am smart like that.



Well hey this place is filled with dead.

Who knew.



what



The dead people talk.

Apparently there is an Eye of Truth I need to find.

Hopefully this is a literal Eye and not some metaphorical bullshit.



This wall looks suspicious oh god where did I go.



Turns out that was actually supposed to happen.

Apparently this dungeons theme is secret passages.



I blow up a pile of rubble.

I am not the only one who sees the giant flying skull, right?



There is a hole.

Well darn.



In the hole there are BOMBCHUS

They are an entire species that exist only to detonate when I say so.



Oh hey I was not hallucinating that giant skull.

This is not a good thing.



It touches me and I end up here.

I guess the impact knocked me through an false wall.



Oh god not these things again.

I MUST AVOID THEM.



And then suddenly there was a hole.

The holes have begun to organize. They're sending ninjas now.



This hole is filled with many things I hate.



Including an Omnimolestor.

How are these things even considered fearful.



I explore this area a bit.

It is not very interesting.



I head back upstairs, and run into a room with another talking corpse.

Clearly the spirits have nothing better to do than wait for a kid with no pants to come along looking for an Eye.



I run around a bit, and look for secret areas.



While I'm looking I find this head.



I don't know what this will do, but I'm doing it anyway.



The water level drops.

I was hoping the head would come out of the wall and try to kill me.

I am disappointed.



Now that the water is gone, I can go in a hole INSIDE A HOLE.

It is redundantly repugnant.



Because crawling into small places is such a good idea.



Well drat.

Door's locked.

Fighting time.



Holy hell

ARMS



These have a very tight grip.

Oh jeez what is that.



It is getting closer.

I am going to stab it in the face.



Yes, come closer.

Expose your weak, spaghetti-like body to my sword.



Now DIE!

This thing is like sentient mashed potatoes mixed with ketchup!



It flees. It also does not return, but since the arms are still here, the fight is not over.



It seems the way to lure it out is to get caught.

There might be another way but SCREW THAT.



Hello there, Lumpy.

Are you prepared to die?



He has quite the jaws.

Almost large enough to eat me.



But he is too busy eating cold steel.



Oh look at that, he dead.



He leaves behind a chest.

Inside is the Lens of Truth. It let's me see invisible stuff.

I find this useful enough to pass judgement.



For you see, what looks like a hole;



Actually has a ramp surrounding it.



YOU SEE THIS, HOLE?

I LAUGH AT YOU FROM ABOVE.



Well, I hate many of the things in this place.

It's time to go.



This well is on my list of places to never go again.

It joins the Lost Woods and the Lake Hylia laboratory on a distinguished list.



Time to go to the future and fix the problem I created by being affected by the problem!

Those were nice shots of Dead Hand! I never was able to see it that well because I was too busy destroying it.

Also, I just noticed you changed the title from Benevolent to Malevolent.

Dead hand creeps me the frick out.

Bombchus always made me think of explosive kisses.

They always make me think of Pikachu

I don't know why

this, completely

Oh man dead hand is even freakier when not moving.

Has anyone else noticed that Dead Hands look like they are wearing lipstick...?

Link always seems to interupt them during a hot date, so that's why it has to keep retreating, to make sure their date doesn't get bored. Also a reason why it has so many hands.

map is decapitated corpse

Ocarina of Time; teaching time theory since 1998.