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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:56 pm 
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Shakespeare is gay.
Seconded. Macbeth was his only play that didn't completely suck, and Baz Luhrmann saw fit to fuck that one up too.


I think he meant that Shakespeare was actually homosexual - which is the general consensus (that being the joke).

You seem to be using 'gay' in place of 'not good'.

I don't have an issue with him being gay (homosexual) - the dude had an impact on Earth's history, so he must've done something right. I respect his accomplishments at least.

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DoNotDelete wrote:
Spoony wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Shakespeare is gay.
Seconded. Macbeth was his only play that didn't completely suck, and Baz Luhrmann saw fit to fuck that one up too.


I think he meant that Shakespeare was actually homosexual - which is the general consensus (that being the joke).

You seem to be using 'gay' in place of 'not good'.

I don't have an issue with him being gay (homosexual) - the dude had an impact on Earth's history, so he must've done something right. I respect his accomplishments at least.


No, I would never use gay like that. I was confirming that he wasn't doing so. I know at least one gay couple. There's nothing wrong with it.

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i always wondered why the site was called awkward zombie.

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Hero wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:
Spoony wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Shakespeare is gay.
Seconded. Macbeth was his only play that didn't completely suck, and Baz Luhrmann saw fit to fuck that one up too.


I think he meant that Shakespeare was actually homosexual - which is the general consensus (that being the joke).

You seem to be using 'gay' in place of 'not good'.

I don't have an issue with him being gay (homosexual) - the dude had an impact on Earth's history, so he must've done something right. I respect his accomplishments at least.


No, I would never use gay like that. I was confirming that he wasn't doing so. I know at least one gay couple. There's nothing wrong with it.

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i would think that webcomic artists are like zombies in that they work tirelessly to do these comics as their hobby, resulting in much zombie language during the day

ALSO, the awkward stands for what could turn out to be if the punchline doesn't make it through to the reader.

Awkward Zombie = Webcomic Artist

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Myk wrote:
i would think that webcomic artists are like zombies in that they work tirelessly to do these comics as their hobby, resulting in much zombie language during the day

ALSO, the awkward stands for what could turn out to be if the punchline doesn't make it through to the reader.

Awkward Zombie = Webcomic Artist


you get good grades in literature classes, don't you

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No, no. I mean Shakespeare's gay.
Using all definitions of the word, idiomatic and otherwise.

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Spoony wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Shakespeare is gay.
Seconded. Macbeth was his only play that didn't completely suck, and Baz Luhrmann saw fit to fuck that one up too.


Pfft. I liked Shakespeare's comedies. Had to be in two of them fourth and fifth grade. The first was A Midsummer's Night's Dream, where I was Starveling. Not a big part, I know, but I was the best actor in the class, and so I got to choose what part I wanted basically. The second was Taming of the Shrew, where I was Grumio. It was hilarious, because we only had like 5 guys in our whole entire class, which meant one of the girls had to be Petruchio. We also had to change Senior Baptista to a mom and not a dad. Wow.

So, yeah. I'm not a total fan, but his comedies are fun to be a part of.

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WOW THAT'S AWESOME.

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Merlin wrote:
WOW THAT'S AWESOME.


MERLIN used SARCASM!
It's not very effective...

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lyrasen wrote:
Merlin wrote:
WOW THAT'S AWESOME.


MERLIN used SARCASM!
It's not very effective...
Pokemanz jokes. PRETTY TOPICAL.


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the question was supposed to be QUIIIIIIIIIICK

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The question was quick. The answer hasn't been. :P

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Disregard this post. wrote:
The question was quick. The answer hasn't been. :P

-Don't Disregard this post.


Look up! To my post.

There's your answer!

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The question is...
...why do you think it's called awkard zombie?

The answer is inside you... deep, deep inside you...

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