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Defenestrator2.0
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im trying to imagine how the conversation between the shoppers and the employees went down.


employee: Hey were sorry but we gotta close down cuz you all ran over this guy.

shoppers: NO FUCK YOU WE WANT OUR 3 DOLLAR TOASTERS.

other shoppers: YEAH CHEAP STUFF

employee: you just killed a gu-

shoppers: WE DONT CARE GIVE US OUR daisies TICKLE ME ELMOS.


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not funny. i shouldnt even try.


I actually found that amusing, because I can envision that actually happening.

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The sad part is this is true.

All those greedy fucks are about is saving a couple dollars, who gives a shit someone just DIED.

Humanity sucks.


How about the fact that they trampled the person, and the people trying to help him, in the first place? To be honest, I don't understand why year after year somebody always dies at a Wal-Mart on Black Friday; never anywhere else. I'm not sure if it's coincidence or if it's poor management on Wal-mart's behalf. Regardless of my feelings regarding Wal-Mart, my deepest condolences to the unfortunate worker who lost their life while doing nothing but their job.

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I was having my wisdom teeth removed on Black Friday. I missed it, but of course we don't go shopping on Black Friday. My family's smart.

But yeah, that was awful.

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I wonder if Wal-Mart has a safety procedure for Black Friday...

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I wonder if Wal-Mart has a safety procedure for Black Friday...


But safety costs cheddar.........and morals.

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i thoght it was called Black Friday Not Cheap Friday
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i thoght it was called Black Friday Not Cheap Friday


That sounded borderline racist to me...

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
impmon08 wrote:
im trying to imagine how the conversation between the shoppers and the employees went down.


employee: Hey were sorry but we gotta close down cuz you all ran over this guy.

shoppers: NO FUCK YOU WE WANT OUR 3 DOLLAR TOASTERS.

other shoppers: YEAH CHEAP STUFF

employee: you just killed a gu-

shoppers: WE DONT CARE GIVE US OUR daisies TICKLE ME ELMOS.


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not funny. i shouldnt even try.


I actually found that amusing, because I can envision that actually happening.


Actually, they went over the P.A. with something along the lines of "WTF YOU PEOPLE KILLED A PERSON GTFO"

And they just wouldn't leave.

Mildly disturbing fact: This reminded me of Left4Dead.
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Nivomi wrote:
Mildly disturbing fact: This reminded me of Left4Dead.
Why did that make me laugh harder than most things on here?

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Nivomi wrote:
Mildly disturbing fact: This reminded me of Left4Dead.
Why did that make me laugh harder than most things on here?
Because it's humorous. Unlike this post.

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Or this one, either.

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Or this one.




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Now that's funny.

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It's all abotu Cyber Monday, it gives you a good reson to sit at the computer all day, and no one will ever be trampled.

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Usually dying is a serious thing, but getting trampled by ferocious christmas shoppers... now that's just funny. Especially since most people who go that insane about shopping are total candy asses and fruitcakes most of the time.

I would love to see what's on his tombstone. "He was madly trampled on by a guy named richard and his husband rick as they scrambled for nail polish and hairbrushes."

On my tombstone it will say I got a page.


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On my tombstone it will say I got a page.

Mine will say that I hid a large diamond inside my skull, so when people would dig up my grave they would see that my skull would have the words "fooled you!" printed on my forehead.

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