AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Go to the bathroom and take the morning poo you still havn't taken.

> Sneak around (castle?)

DISMANTLE SOME SHOES
HOW YOU HATE SHOES
YOUR FRIEND WASTED HIS LIFE, BEING FORCED TO MAKE SHOES FOR A SOCIETY THAT DOES NOT NEED THEM

((Sorry I didn't get all of your replies. I was drew these two and then drew in OC with Bon. Now I'm about to pass out so I'll just post this update before night night.))

You equip your inventory and take the clothes from the nearby rack.

You now have:
Green tunic
White poof shirt
Light brown pants
Leather boots
Black cape with hood

Your Inventory:
Wooden Sword
Red Lantern
Map of Calatia (not pictured)
Golden Roc Feather X10
Kargaroc egg

You remember that the voice you heard earlier was of a young woman. You slide out of your room and try to pull one of your sweetest's moves hoping to get some hot chick in bed for your birthday.


((Yeah, not a complete update...but you guys can keep on posting 'till I finish it tomorrow. AAAAA, night.))

Make a kilt out af the feathers.

dismantle shoes

Ignore all further shoe related requests. THIS WILL NEVER COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU EVER

keep sliding, then trip and fall face first infront of Her Majesty.

Go for the clumsy cute hero act!~

Ask about who brought you here, what happened, etc.

This. EXPOSITION.

The floor has just been mopped clean and your new boots are slippery on it. You continue to slide towards a very pretty looking young girl.


And you proceed to crash into her.


She lands on top of you and suddenly there is a newfound love for these new boots.


Wait, did you say newfound love? You actually mean incredible hate. You want to dismantle these terrible shoes for making you slip! Because of crashing into her there are now spears pointed at your face....FUCK!


The girl commands her guards to stand down and they obey her. She explains to them that it was purely an accident and that you are her guest. Suddenly you don't feel like soiling your pants anymore.


As the guards move to the background you inquire who she is and where you are.
"I'm glad you're awake," she responds, "I found you passed out on the road and felt sorry for you. So I brought you here to Queen Seline's castle in Medina. I even ordered some new clothes for you. I'm glad you found them."



"As for me, I am Hyrule's Princess Zelda. I come visit my childhood friend every day for her birthday."


A guard pipes in,
"It is customary to bow before royalty wretch!"
Princess Zelda frowns but does not fight the guard.

Bow to the guard in a facetious manner.

Curtsy.

Ask the guard to leave the room.
And close the door.

> Proclaim your many daring exploits
Chicks dig daring exploits