This part of the Distortion World is somewhat interesting because it's completely inaccessable from the Mt. Coronet enterance.
And now there is no longer anything of interest here.
For those of you that don't know, the Griseous Orb changes Giratina's form and boosts Dragon and Ghost moves. It also lowers it's defences and raises its attacks by 1/6, actually, because it's Origin forme has different stats to it's Altered (regular) forme. Unfortunately, Altered Giratina's strength lied in it being a great defensive Pokemon, so... yeah...
THE DISTIORTION WORLD, EVERYBODY! Only two screenshots of info!
And now I'm not really sure what to do next.
Hmm... actually, speaking of forms...
...wow, I don't think I've ever come here since the first time!
Man, nobody really does care about the flowers.
EXCEPT FOR ME, THAT IS!
Err...
Okay, that was NOT meant to sound that girly.
Anyway, it's FORM(e) CHANGING TIME!
AAAH, MY GAME IS CORRUPTING! IT MUST BE TURNING INTO MISSINGNO!
Fun fact: Giratina actually grows another 1.5 meters taller when it changes to its Origin Forme, reaching a massive 7 meters!
Fun fact: That's still 2 meters shorter than Onix.
Yeah, Pokemon is pretty much the only RPG in existance not to correlate size with power.
I... cannot believe how... INCREDIBLY GAY that is!
Shaymin also changes size when it changes forme. It doubles in height, actually! But that's not really saying much, since Hedgehog Shaymin is only 20 centimeters tall.
Sprite number one
And sprite number t-
Okay Shaymin why are you facing the wrong way?
Goddamnit Gaymin.
TRAVELLING!
Yup, I'm now at the
very last thing I need to do!
In the entire LetsPlay.
I'm just welling up thinking about it... *sniff*
Machineria still isn't involved.
Yeah, I hardly levelled up at ALL after I got Heatran, so Machineria is still horribly overpowered.
...
Oh fiiine, I'll let him fight too in the big battle!
AHA, SLOPE! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL EVER HAVE TO COME UP AGAINST YOU!
Mebbye the end of the LP isn't so bad after all.
Oh, sign, I always loved you!
AND NOW WE ARE IN, FOR THE LAST TIME EVER, MT. CORONET!
LETS MAKE! THIS! HAPPEN!
It's also at this point that my computer asploded.
No, not kidding.
Fortunately, I can still use Pokesav to recreate my team... but it won't be entirely accurate. So don't blame me if you notice any inconsistencies or the fact that Anti-Grav may have completely changed colour.
Also, it does mean that I won't actually be able to fight Palkia and Dialga. Which is... more than a little dissapointing. But oh well, I think we've seen enough screenshots of me trying to catch a significantly weaker legendary by now!
Aaand naturally.
GODDAMNIT ZUBAT I WAS REALLY HYPED UP FOR THE LAST CAVE OF THE ENTIRE GAME!
Didja ever wonder about all these boulders just... being here? I mean, even if you move them, they'll eventually be pushed back again later.
Maybe the boulders, and their locations, are sacred or something. Or hold the key to a great mystery!
...Which nobody will ever figure out because they're always way too inclined to push it away instead of, y'know, just going around it.
Oh well!
...
Y'know, I'd probably be a whole lot happier if I had put away my hatred for these guys and just learned to love the Graveler!
Okay no fuck that these guys are fucking bastards.
MEMORIES!
FOLLOWED BY A SNOW SECTION!
GODDAMNIT!
I skipped ahead a little.
Anyway, it's THE SECRET COMPLETELY UNDOCUMENTED SPEAR PILLAR! Because apparently nobody ever climbed the mountain before (which is slightly understandable because of that wall drawing blocking the path. And who said Cyrus doesn't help out?) and because nobody ever thought to direct their birds to somewhere other than a Pokecenter.
Also, it's only
now that I realised it's meant to be an expy of Mt. Olympus. Goddamnit I'm slow!
Anyway, here we have...
NOTHING AT ALL!
I did say I wouldn't be able to fight the dragon duo y'know.
I probably didn't mention that I have an Azure Flute now though!
....somehow.
...
Okay nobody make a comment about that.
MAD SPECIAL EFFECTS, RIGHT HERE! GOTY!
IT GLOWS! IN EVERY COLOUR OF DARKNESS YOU CAN IMAGINE!
Okay this is a really flipping long set of steps!
...why did the pillars have to be sharpened...
IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING. AND THEN GOD SAID, "DODOGYUUUN". AND IT WAS GOOD.
IT'S GOD-PUNCHING TIME!
Well no,
next update willl be GOD-PUNCHING TIME! WOO!
Also, just a warning: the next episode will contain EXTREME AMOUNTS OF AWESOMENESS! AND... will also be
really long! As in, about three times as long as a regular update. BECAUSE IT'S THAT AWESOME!