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You know what would be nice?

If people in my town stopped being so cheap and didn't vote against a budget increase for my school.

Having a poor school sucks.


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Tomorrow is Senior Skip Day. Normally, I don't do much of anything with my class because..well...I hate most of them. However, if it means skipping school, I'm all in. Yeah, not so much. I have a final, a quiz, and a huge presentation all due tomorrow. Best part, one of my members of my group for the presentation is skipping. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Senior Skip Day.

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Senior Skip Day is a stupid idea.


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Sleuth wrote:
Tomorrow is Senior Skip Day. Normally, I don't do much of anything with my class because..well...I hate most of them. However, if it means skipping school, I'm all in. Yeah, not so much. I have a final, a quiz, and a huge presentation all due tomorrow. Best part, one of my members of my group for the presentation is skipping. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Senior Skip Day.


My favorite part of Senior Skip day was going to class anyway and taking advantage of all of the extra credit that my teachers were giving away to the kids who chose not to participate in Senior Skip day.

Every 10 minutes, my Math teacher would call on some random kid, ask some stupid easy question like "What's 4 divided by 2" and announce 5 extra credit points on the next test for the whole class when the guy got it right.

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Senior Skip Day is a great idea.


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Actually no it isn't.

Because teenagers are morons and word gets around, teachers find out and won't clear unexcused absences on Senior Skip Day.

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My school threatened expulsions if Seniors skipped on Senior Skip day.

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senior skip day is retarded


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The senior pranks at my school are fucking retarded.

They caused an oil spill that cost the school over $20k.

No guys, that's not how shit is supposed to go down.

You're not supposed to get arrested, you fucking assholes.

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Creeper wrote:
Actually no it isn't.

Because teenagers are morons and word gets around, teachers find out and won't clear unexcused absences on Senior Skip Day.


Shoolis wrote:
My school threatened expulsions if Seniors skipped on Senior Skip day.


Then don't participate.

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My teacher was talking about how they have this whole team of teachers unified to-

PROTECT ALL SAPIENT LIFE IN THE GALAXY

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Because teenagers are morons and word gets around, teachers find out and won't clear unexcused absences on Senior Skip Day.
I forget exactly what the penalty for it was at my school, but I heard a couple dudes missed our graduation due to failing a class from the credit they lost on that day, had to go to night school and get their diplomas a few months later or something.
My friends and I just called our own little personal ditch day a few days earlier and went to the beach

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I can't participate in a Senior Skip Day even if my class was doing one. You see, at my school if you miss more than 6 days the whole year, you cannot get exempt from exams, and doctor appointments count against you. I'm at 6 days, I can't afford to miss anymore. It's stupid I know.

My class isn't doing any pranks, but the seniors last year stole an item for each of the teachers and held them hostage. The thing is, they announced it on the video announcements, and you can get expelled for using the video equipment without permission. :?

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Finals are over, thank God. It felt like forever in that room.

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The only thing worse than the moments before your final...is being out of the room for half an hour, and realizing you made a stupid mistake on one of the problems.

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