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Topazshot88
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Maybe the reason the broker didn't get to the trading post was because a horse was glued to his beard.

I'm just imagining a regular dwarf sitting in a bedroom when suddenly a gigantic horse with about 30 open wounds and 3 missing hooves runs by outside.

(you have axes, right? And a carpenter's workplace?)
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Mond
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When suddenly
Plasma gets the feeling he's being surrounded by

Horses
Horses
Horses
Horses

Coming in in all directions
White
Shining
Silver studs with their nose in flames

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[size=0]Still waiting for Vladimir Sack to become important.[/size]

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Darkin
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WHERE AM I
WHAT AM I DOING WITH ALL THIS DEATH

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Guyperson
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set horses on fire
kick off cliff

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Zink
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How the hell am I supposed to be a broker when there is a fucking horse in my way

It's all like "Oh boy time to get some work done- OH WAIT THERE IS A MASSIVE HORSE IN MY OFFICE POOPING ALL OVER MY IMPORTANT FILES LOOKS LIKE THERE SHALL BE NO WORK TODAY".
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Falconer Lombard
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Tab are you cheating on my ghost?
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Nancymaker
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Falconer Lombard wrote:
Tab are you cheating on my ghost?

I thought Merlin was your wife?

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Falconer Lombard
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No Nancy.
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I feel unimportant.

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Plasma
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Wait, you mean not only did you have two children, but your wife was pregnant at the time too?!


OH GOD!
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Falconer Lombard
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She could be recruited into the millitary now, dwarven baby shields still work.
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electronic goat
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Oh hey I'm in this, might as well read some of the posts.
"Electronic Goat female"
WHAT.
I mean, I know you can't perfect the gender choices, but that...
Edit: Oh daisies, pretty much everyone are girls.

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Cori
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Guyperson wrote:
set horses on fire
kick off cliff



I'm dying Odds

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i reckon you should convert the entirety of one of the caverns into a horse breeding ground

then slaughter them
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Decker
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turns everyone into furries
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Thank goodness that I have not killed anybody yet

That single fact makes me beneficial, since everybody else seems to have a fixation with getting possessed and going crazy.
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