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MrPotatoMan
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
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So a camp singer, two robot singers, a boxer, and a shrine priestess in red and white clothing walk into a bar...

So Miku, Len, Rin, Yuugi and Reimu walk into a bar? I can't see a joke here but something epic is about to happen.

Uhh... almost kind of? It was supposed to be Mika, Miku, Miki, Mike, and a miko. Which one of those is a camp singer? And when you say Yuugi, do you mean Yuugi Hoshiguma? I don't really remember her being a boxer.

I just connected it to characters I know.
Either way I want to hear how it ends xD
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There is no ending, the joke is that they all have similar names.
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An art thief is a person that takes pictures.

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Trennicus wrote:
An art thief is a person that takes pictures.

I feel bad that I laughed hard enough at that to wake my dog...
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I recently bought a book of free verse...

For $12.

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I was born to post this.

What's purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A dead baby in a bag of salt!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.[/i][/quote]

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What's purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A dead baby in a bag of salt!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.[/i]
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...Is it a zombie or something?
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Yeah, I have no idea why that's there.
But I'm not gonna remove it.
And you'll never know why...

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Since my friends and I never want HL2: Episode 3 to come out, we decided to alter Chuck Norris jokes to Gabe Newell Jokes.

There are no organs under Gabe Newell's fat. Just another roll of fat.

A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. Gabe Newell ate them.

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A famer has three daughters. He is very protective about who they date, and whenever a man comes to his house to take a daughter out, the farmer greets them with a shotgun. One Saturday night, all three daughters are going out with there boyfriends. The first boy comes and the farmer greets them.
"Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo, we're going out to see a show." The boy says.
"Well that was sure clever. You can take out my daughter." The Famre says, lowering his gun. A few minutes later, the second boy comes to the house.
"Hi, I'm Freddy, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going out for Spagheti." The boy says.
"How cute, you can take out my daughter." The farmer says, lowering his gun.
After a few minutes, the last boy comes up.
"Hi, I'm Chuck-"
BLAM!
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I don't get it.
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THE JOKE IS THE F WORD
IT'S FUNNY CUS IT'S VULGAR

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Joe, Flo and show rhyme.

Freddy, Betty and spaghetti rhyme.

What does Chuck rhyme with?

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Oh.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
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Eat_Box, I must know where your avatar is from, please.

Why are snakes and bunnies good at math?


[spoiler]Because snakes are adders and bunnies multiply.[/spoiler]

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