AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[5:13:35 PM] Yeili says: You have a vagina.
[5:13:37 PM] Darkly says: Warm rain.

[4:48:57 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: Dam, you posted before I did.
[4:49:04 PM] Yeili says: Dam.
[4:49:05 PM] Yeili says: BEAVERS
[4:49:13 PM] Yeili says: THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE
[4:49:14 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: daisies.
[4:49:16 PM] Yeili says: STEALING OUR WOOD
[4:49:16 PM] Kadoom totally blames Star says: MY SCHOOL HAS BEAVERS
[4:49:19 PM] Kadoom totally blames Star says: IN ITS NAME
[4:49:26 PM] Yeili says: THAT SHIT IS EPIC

[11:42 AM] lyra the garyfag: But I bet you guys can't punch... dun dun dun... PENNSYLANIANS.
[11:42 AM] Star: well that's dumb
[11:42 AM] Deuce: And I think the one my mom got is factory sealed

[11:45 AM] "Fauche": that's not a fail
[11:45 AM] "Fauche": >=|
[11:45 AM] "Defenestrator2.0": Context!
[11:45 AM] Star: That's an orgasm.

[8:45:07 AM] zowiefag says: what are ypi ta;lomg abpit star
[8:45:19 AM] Deuce says: LOL typing fail
[8:45:35 AM] Star says: Stop touching yourself.
[8:45:37 AM] zowiefag says: that's not a fail
[8:45:40 AM] zowiefag says: >=|
[8:45:48 AM] Star says: That's an orgasm.
[8:45:50 AM] Star says: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH, burn!

[5:42:22 PM] zowiefag says: deuce guess what
[5:42:28 PM] Deuce says: wat
[5:42:35 PM] zowiefag says: I left around 1:30
[5:42:53 PM] zowiefag says: and spent few hours looking around at game shops
[5:42:56 PM] zowiefag says: for gitarooman
[5:43:05 PM] zowiefag says: and found nothing
[5:43:08 PM] zowiefag says: but when I got home
[5:43:10 PM] Deuce says: hah
[5:43:19 PM] zowiefag says: I looked at it, and r ealized it's A FUCKING PLAYSTATION 2 GAME
[5:43:24 PM] zowiefag says: And I was looking at gamecube games .__.
[5:43:30 PM] Deuce says: HAHAHAHAHA

clondon92 (6:09:18 PM): I'm playing Dogz
clondon92 (6:09:26 PM): My sister bought it over half a year ago
Kokiri Wolf (6:09:28 PM): ...
clondon92 (6:09:31 PM): Never played past the first day
clondon92 (6:09:33 PM): ...
Jojac14 (6:09:34 PM):
clondon92 (6:09:36 PM): It's really freaking bad.

clondon92 (6:17:09 PM): The puppy pooped in my bed.
clondon92 (6:17:15 PM): I need to scold it now apparently.
Kokiri Wolf (6:17:15 PM): XD
Kokiri Wolf (6:17:23 PM): No, no, let it get away with it.
Kokiri Wolf (6:17:25 PM): See what happens.
clondon92 (6:17:57 PM): I need to clean the crap when it gets dirty
clondon92 (6:18:02 PM): ...
clondon92 (6:18:07 PM): I should make it eat it
Kokiri Wolf (6:18:10 PM): XD
Kokiri Wolf (6:18:17 PM): Do it!
Kokiri Wolf (6:18:29 PM): "You want shit! Eat it!"
clondon92 (6:18:32 PM): 'Hey, Puppy is responding to me!'
clondon92 (6:18:41 PM): 'All I had to do was hit it with a cane!'

Kokiri Wolf (6:20:28 PM): Abuse the dog. I want to know what happens if you do.
Kokiri Wolf (6:20:41 PM): Do you lose the game?
clondon92 (6:20:45 PM): I'm going to feed it chips.
Kokiri Wolf (6:20:55 PM): Do animal rights activists kill you?
Kokiri Wolf (6:21:00 PM): I want to know!
clondon92 (6:21:01 PM): Dangit
clondon92 (6:21:09 PM): I was going to, but I have to go to school
clondon92 (6:21:13 PM): ...
clondon92 (6:21:20 PM): School's over.
Kokiri Wolf (6:21:24 PM): Already?
clondon92 (6:21:25 PM): ...
clondon92 (6:21:27 PM): Yeah
Kokiri Wolf (6:21:37 PM): What the hell kind of school is that?
clondon92 (6:21:44 PM): 'I'm home! Have you been a good doggy, Spot?'
Kokiri Wolf (6:21:47 PM): There is no way you could've learned something in that amount of time!
clondon92 (6:21:47 PM): '...'
clondon92 (6:21:55 PM): 'What the hell happened to the couch?!?!?'

clondon92 (6:22:57 PM): 'SIT!'
clondon92 (6:23:06 PM): I guess we're not there yet...'
Kokiri Wolf (6:23:06 PM): "No, you motherfucker!"
clondon92 (6:23:14 PM): 'c'mon, look into my eyes...'
Kokiri Wolf (6:23:16 PM): I'm going to make my own pet sim.
Kokiri Wolf (6:23:25 PM): It's going to be a sin against humanity.
clondon92 (6:23:26 PM): God, it sounds like I'm pursuing a relationship with the dog.

clondon92 (6:23:37 PM): 'Hey, the phone's ringing!'
Kokiri Wolf (6:23:38 PM): I want this game now.
clondon92 (6:23:46 PM): 'I'm not going to bother answering it though!'
Kokiri Wolf (6:23:56 PM): It's so bad, you have to have it so you can make fun of it.
clondon92 (6:24:06 PM): Doesn't even say where the phone is.
clondon92 (6:24:18 PM): It's been ringing a LONG time.
clondon92 (6:24:24 PM): 'Hello?'
clondon92 (6:24:27 PM): ...
clondon92 (6:24:29 PM): 'Later!'
clondon92 (6:24:34 PM): And that was the conversation.
clondon92 (6:24:38 PM): I'm not even messing with you.
Kokiri Wolf (6:24:46 PM): ...
Kokiri Wolf (6:24:56 PM): My, how thought provoking.
clondon92 (6:24:57 PM): 'Another long chat with my friend. Mom's gonna be mad!'
clondon92 (6:25:01 PM): ...

Kokiri Wolf (6:25:13 PM): I know why they cut it out.
Kokiri Wolf (6:25:20 PM): You go to school to have sex and do drugs.
clondon92 (6:25:33 PM): XD
Kokiri Wolf (6:25:35 PM): Your phone calls are phone sex and phone drugs.

clondon92 (6:25:36 PM): 'DOWN!'
clondon92 (6:25:47 PM): 'Huh? I guess I have to be more gentle...'
clondon92 (6:25:50 PM): ...
clondon92 (6:25:52 PM): Dear God.
clondon92 (6:25:56 PM): That sounds so wrong.
Kokiri Wolf (6:25:58 PM): XD
Kokiri Wolf (6:26:32 PM): We can convince Super Christians that this game is about beastility.

clondon92 (6:28:41 PM): 'Oh, Spot, are you hungry?'
Kokiri Wolf (6:28:47 PM): Give him chocolate!
clondon92 (6:28:55 PM): 'Well, your ancestors were hunters. Quit slacking!'
Kokiri Wolf (6:29:05 PM): XD
clondon92 (6:29:12 PM): I'm seriously going to not feed him.
clondon92 (6:29:17 PM): It won't let me give him the chocolate.
Kokiri Wolf (6:29:50 PM): You're going to get a Game Over screen.
clondon92 (6:29:59 PM): I got the vacuum out
clondon92 (6:30:00 PM): XD
Kokiri Wolf (6:30:05 PM): "Your dog is dead. You killed it. Good job, you fucking bitch."
clondon92 (6:30:19 PM): best game ever
clondon92 (6:30:27 PM): XD
clondon92 (6:30:34 PM): I started vacuuming it up and it ran away whining

Kokiri Wolf (6:31:13 PM): The dog is slacking off his guard duties.
Kokiri Wolf (6:31:17 PM): No work, no food.
clondon92 (6:31:23 PM): 'Hi, Dad!'
Kokiri Wolf (6:31:25 PM): Get John Smith on its booty.
clondon92 (6:31:26 PM): 'Hiya, Steph!'
clondon92 (6:31:34 PM): 'Welcome home.'
clondon92 (6:31:46 PM): 'And Just in time for dinner, too!'
Kokiri Wolf (6:31:48 PM): "Did you sleep with your secretary again?"
clondon92 (6:32:02 PM): 'Bon Appetit!'
clondon92 (6:32:06 PM): 'MMM, looks good.'
clondon92 (6:32:11 PM): 'Eat up!'
clondon92 (6:32:24 PM): 'OH, guess what, Dad? Today...'
clondon92 (6:32:28 PM): 'What happened?'
Kokiri Wolf (6:32:33 PM): "Little does he know about the poison I put in his food."
clondon92 (6:32:33 PM): ...
clondon92 (6:32:40 PM): '...Thanks, Mom!'
clondon92 (6:32:50 PM): 'Now feed Spot, okay?'
clondon92 (6:32:55 PM): 'No thanks, Mom!'
clondon92 (6:33:03 PM): That was Dinner.

clondon92 (6:34:05 PM): 'SIT!'
clondon92 (6:34:08 PM): ???
clondon92 (6:34:12 PM): 'Not Quite, huh?'
clondon92 (6:34:20 PM): 'Well, it's your first try.'
clondon92 (6:34:31 PM): 'Keep trying and be gentle, Steph!'
clondon92 (6:34:38 PM): "I will. One more time!'
clondon92 (6:34:43 PM): 'SIT!'
clondon92 (6:34:47 PM): *dog sitsI
clondon92 (6:34:53 PM): 'What? Already?!?!?'
Kokiri Wolf (6:34:55 PM): Now hit it.
clondon92 (6:34:58 PM): 'EXCELLENT!'
clondon92 (6:35:20 PM): 'But i hasn't entirely sunken in yet. Be sure to praise it when things go well.'
clondon92 (6:35:41 PM): 'When things go badly, guess who gets to sleep in the trash compactor overnight?'

clondon92 (6:36:42 PM): 'BED!'
clondon92 (6:36:51 PM): 'Huh? I guess I have to be more gentle...'
clondon92 (6:37:02 PM): The dog's assaulting me!
clondon92 (6:37:04 PM): D:
Kokiri Wolf (6:37:10 PM): XD
Kokiri Wolf (6:37:12 PM): Really?
clondon92 (6:37:22 PM): I picked it up and dropped it, and I haven't fed it all day
clondon92 (6:37:32 PM): It turned around and started growling and barkingat me.
clondon92 (6:37:37 PM): And now it crapped in its bed again.
clondon92 (6:37:41 PM): Without eating anything.
Kokiri Wolf (6:37:46 PM): XD
clondon92 (6:37:48 PM): 'Nice dog!'
Kokiri Wolf (6:37:57 PM): I love this game.
clondon92 (6:38:01 PM): 'Uh-oh, I praised puppy by mistake. What do I do?'
clondon92 (6:38:08 PM): 'This could be bad.'
clondon92 (6:38:25 PM): 'I guess I'll just have to get him spayed.'

clondon92 (6:39:04 PM): Aww...
clondon92 (6:39:22 PM): I think Puppy's dead.
clondon92 (6:39:26 PM): He's just laying there.
Kokiri Wolf (6:39:31 PM): XD
clondon92 (6:40:13 PM): I put him in a cornerand blocked him in.
clondon92 (6:40:19 PM): He's barking at me and running into walls.
Kokiri Wolf (6:40:41 PM): XD
Jojac14 (6:40:47 PM): anyway, I'm outta here
clondon92 (6:40:51 PM): Sorry
Jojac14 (6:40:53 PM): talk to y'all later
clondon92 (6:40:56 PM): Seeya
clondon92 (6:41:06 PM): I'm going to doggie hell.

clondon92 (6:41:31 PM): The little girl acts like she still cares about the dog.
Kokiri Wolf (6:41:52 PM): XD
clondon92 (6:42:09 PM): As she's trapping it in a 6 square foot corner.
clondon92 (6:42:46 PM): I told it to lie down, and it did
clondon92 (6:42:51 PM): So I scolded it.
Kokiri Wolf (6:42:56 PM): XD
clondon92 (6:43:21 PM): 'Uh-oh, I scolded Puppy by mistake! What should I do?'
clondon92 (6:44:33 PM): ...'I know! I'll lock it in the cupboard!'
Kokiri Wolf (6:44:50 PM): XD
clondon92 (6:45:46 PM): I have to go to sleep now.
clondon92 (6:45:51 PM): I'll wake up petless.
Kokiri Wolf (6:46:50 PM): XD
clondon92 (6:47:21 PM): You know, I think they throw in these two second meals and phone calls to make it seem exciting.
clondon92 (6:47:22 PM): ...
clondon92 (6:47:25 PM): You need to get this game.
clondon92 (6:47:31 PM): Best GBA game ever.

Ferret Buccaneer (4:35:28 PM): latiassss
Ferret Buccaneer (4:35:30 PM): ...
saidtheHORSE (4:35:33 PM): I LOVE LATIAS
she;s so cutee!
Ferret Buccaneer (4:35:33 PM): latiass
Ferret Buccaneer (4:35:35 PM): lol whoops
saidtheHORSE (4:35:40 PM): xDDD
Ferret Buccaneer (4:35:45 PM): I APLOGIZE
Ferret Buccaneer (4:35:46 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (4:35:48 PM): yes
saidtheHORSE (4:35:49 PM): layiass
saidtheHORSE (4:35:50 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (4:35:52 PM): I aplogize
saidtheHORSE (4:35:53 PM): laythatass
Ferret Buccaneer (4:35:56 PM): xD
saidtheHORSE (4:35:57 PM): lol
saidtheHORSE (4:35:59 PM): XDDD
Ferret Buccaneer (4:36:03 PM): bob: i'd hit that

saidtheHORSE (4:33:18 PM): you should come up with a bunch of legendaries and they're, like, all over the place and whomever catches them all wins
saidtheHORSE (4:34:25 PM): they get to win bob the DESTROYER for the night but they have to return him by 10 AM the next day because he's too good in bed for people to keep him for over 24 hours XDDDD
saidtheHORSE (4:34:30 PM): i crack myself up

BeamSwordJuggle (6:43:37 PM) has entered the room.
saidtheHORSE (6:43:38 PM): PENIS

^ Star would approve of this game.

That wasn't even half of the conversation we had about this game. You should all buy it so you can experience it yourself.

saidtheHORSE (6:57:50 PM): clondon and star's quotes are the most epic
Ferret Buccaneer (6:57:56 PM): yes.
saidtheHORSE (6:58:03 PM): and fauche's and deuce's
Ferret Buccaneer (6:58:09 PM): quite
saidtheHORSE (6:58:12 PM): AND YEILI
saidtheHORSE (6:58:14 PM): ok done.
Ferret Buccaneer (6:58:15 PM): xD
saidtheHORSE (6:58:16 PM): maybe
Ferret Buccaneer (6:58:23 PM): and maybe the ones we posted.
saidtheHORSE (6:58:31 PM): YES
saidtheHORSE (6:58:36 PM): AND THOSE ONES
saidtheHORSE (6:58:48 PM): I'm putting this one up XDD

Can I do it?

[8:30 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: I am a printer.
[8:30 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: But it's an illusion you see.
[8:30 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: For truely a scanner is me.
[8:30 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: But that is not real.
[8:31 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": ARE YOU PIECE OF PAPER?
[8:31 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: You can tell I'm chalk by the way I feel.
[8:31 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": BECAUSE BABY, I COULD SCAN YOU OVER ALL NIGHT.
[8:31 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": AND BY "SCAN YOU OVER" I MEAN "HAVE SEX WITH YOU"
[8:31 PM] "Darkly Nightman": ORLY
[8:32 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: Euphimism, my dad has his headphones so loud that I can almost make out the lyrics of the song he's listening too.
[8:32 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": AND BY "HAVE SEX WITH YOU" I MEAN "USE MY SWORD OF HEALING"
[8:32 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": AND BY "SWORD OF HEALING" I MEAN "PENIS"
[8:32 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: And by penis, you mean vagina.
[8:33 PM] "Darkly Nightman": AND BY "PENIS" YOU MEAN "SUICIDE"
[8:33 PM] "Darkly Nightman": AND BY "SUICIDE" YOU MEAN "KILL YOURSELF"
[8:33 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": AND BY "KILL MYSELF" I MEAN "HAVE SEX WITH HER"
[8:37 PM] "Darkly Nightman": mmm mac n cheese
[8:39 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: mmm sexual jokes.
[8:43 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": mmm sexual mac n' cheese.
[8:44 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: ...Not going to think too hard about that.
[8:45 PM] "Darkly Nightman": :l
[8:45 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": It's all right, I'll do it for you.
[8:45 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": SEX WITH A BOWL OF MACARONI AND CHEESE
[8:46 PM] "Darkly Nightman": -_-
[8:46 PM] "Defenestrator2.0": :awesome:

[6:10:36 PM] Stick Man says: Oh shit it's Meta Ridley
[6:12:28 PM] Error 404: Name not found says: For some reason I thought that said "Meta Astley"
[6:12:55 PM] Stick Man says: NEVER GONNA BLOW YOU UP
[6:13:07 PM] Stick Man says: NEVER GONNA RAM YOU DOWN
[6:13:40 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: NEVER GONNA FLY AROUND, AND K.O YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU DODGED.