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I've done this several times, but when a Charger tries to drive me off a ledge in l4d2, I quickly run of the ledge and grab onto the side as the charger flies over me.


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Fighting in Soul Calibur 4 with my Cervantes character against Siegfried. I do a little jump move, which Sieg side-steps. He then proceeds to do a spinning strike to hit me mid-air and of the edge.
Fucking jerk with the huge sword.

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a tank died in l4d2 without any of us shooting at him

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were you playing the passing finale?


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impmon08 wrote:
were you playing the passing finale?


it was hard rain

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If the computer can't find a path towards the survivors, it automatically commits suicide.

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I was playing Assassin's Creed 2 yesterday and while I was climbing up the side of a boat, Ezio just let go and dropped into the water like a stone. It did the little water animation like he was underwater, but when he was supposed to come up there was nothing. It took another three minutes for him to appear.

Also in Assassin's Creed 2, I have been minding my own business on a rooftop when suddenly, Ezio jumps off, backward, bodaciously flying over the top of the town (I was in San Gimignano) and tackles a guard. While this was happening, I hadn't pressed a single button.
That game is really glitchy.

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Have you encountered the Squid yet?

The really big one?

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I love that squid.
The horrible thing was during that level I kept falling in the water and panicking because what if the squid came back.

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Same.

I would not touch the water.

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A few Pokemon stories:

Gold/Silver/Crystal: I was battling Whitney and her God-damned-Milktank and she was kicking my booty as per usual. Her Milktank had bodaciously 1 hp and and I was down to my last Pokemon: A tiny, lvl 2 caterpie. Why on Earth I had it on me I will never know. "It's completely hopeless" I thought, "I'm never beating this game."

But then, a miracle happened. Her last rollout MISSED and I took out that last shred with Caterpie's Tackle, putting Whitney into tears and the Goldenrod gym badge in my hands.

It. Was. Epic. Win.


Diamond/ Pearl: I got lucky enough to catch a shiny Sneasel and evolved into a shiny Weavile. At the time, I did not know how the Honey Trees worked, and I was desperate for a Munchlax. So I decided TO TRADE THE SHINY WEAVILE FOR A MUNCHLAX OVER GTS

WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID


Platinum: Shiny Graveler. Self-Destructed. Rage Quit.

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So I'm playing Team Fortress 2 on Nucleus, and I'm running around as a Blu Scout with a Heavy and a Medic. A soldier from Red jumps down and hits us with a crocket. The heavy takes most of the damage, the medic takes none, but I'm knocked down to 15 health. I jump down to the center to grab the medikit, but just as I get down there, this Red Scout jumps right in front of me and steals the medikit just as I get there! :evil:


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I was playing Dwarf Fortress the other day, and my fortress was doing sort of okay. Nothing bad had happened since all but one of my miners jumped in the river and lost their pickaxes. However, because of that my miner was about to go nuts, and due to the boringness of a fortress not near any source of evil, I decided to assist her rage, and told her to remove all of the safeties and open a floodgate on the uppermost level of the fortress, flooding everyone beneath. After 30 of the dwarves drowned, I finally tracked her down, and checked her thoughts. "So-and-so has been very unhappy lately... She was calmed by a soothing waterfall lately." My friends and I couldn't stop laughing for a good 10 minutes, and the laughing was only made harder once she "mined" the only six survivors.

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Platinum: Shiny Graveler. Self-Destructed. Rage Quit.

If that would've happened to me, I'd very likely threw my DS at the wall as hard as possible.

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Shiny Graveler looks like a turd. Why would any one want it?

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