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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 6:16 pm 
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Silly things? Well, in SS one of my pokemon barked at me. I think it might have been my Gyarados.

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In mario kart on the last lap i was right behind first place when i realized i didn't use my green shell so i threw it and it somehow hit me back and i finished , NOT IN 2nd like i was about to BUT 9th! i had to do the whole cup again AT 150 cc D:TT_TT
What.
What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing.

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I was playing two player on Star Fox Assault with my brother. He was low on health, so I decided to finish him off with a grenade. BAD IDEA. Right, and I mean right before it hit him, he activated his shield.

The grenade bounced back and finished me off instead.

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I discovered a way to drive a car sideways in a cutscene during FF8. It was weird.

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strelet spam oh yes


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Playing the original Smash Bros. with a friend the other day. I as Kirby and my friend as Ness went up against level 9 Mario Bros. in Team Battle. During the fight, my friend started shouting: "Dude, come down here and help me, Luigi's raping my booty!" I was paying more attention to hitting Mario into space with my home-run bat. "You can't be doing that badly, can you?"
He paused and zoomed in at the exact moment that Luigi did his super strike while Ness was against the wall, taking it up the anus.

It's like some horrible Fanfiction. D8

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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wrong thread isnt it

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Incredibly silly things that happened to you in video games?

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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I was playing L4D2 (I'll be able to play online this weekend and WHEE) and I was in Hard Rain on top of the building outside the sugar cane fields. I heard a Witch crying and so I pulled out my combat shotgun and saw a slouched over white thing in the fields, it dropped dead. It was a common infected. So, I spend the next five minutes wasting all of my shotgun on common infected (and one Jockey) in the fields and I finally threw my pipe bomb at another slouched over figure. Got a crapton of commons with it, but no Witch. I gave up, pulled out my katana and went down the elevator. When the door opened, I turned around to see the Witch standing JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR. Needless to say, I was rustled.

And yes, I did charge the Witch and slash her. The others killed her, but really. If I were in Ellis' shoes, I would've tackled the thing to the ground and snapped its neck.

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I'd actually put my cheddar on the witch to kick Ellis' booty in that fight.

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Ah, but if it were me...

Yeah, I'd probably get torn apart too, doesn't matter how massive I am. And yeah, I (playing as Ellis) got destroyed after she got startled.

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Plus given the fact that Ellis is the childish idiot of the group... Although I start to question that considering how long he has lasted.

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-shrug- He's Ellis. Anyways, maybe this should be moved to the L4D2 topic

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So, I downloaded this mob on Oblivion that allows me to conjure spells from this machine (Midas Magic Emporium for any that are curious) and I come across a spell called "Breath of Flame" it peaked my interest and it was the only one I could get at the time. As one could guess, my mouth is turned into a flamethrower for about 5 seconds.

Later in the woods: Wolf Attack+Fire Breath=First wolf in space

This happened about five times, it never gets old :twisted:


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There was one video of an LP of Oblivion where the player enchanted a pitchfork (mod weapon) with lightning damage from a sigil stone, tried a few sneak attacks with it, then just battered a random citizen on the Waterfront. She disappeared. He looked around for her for about five seconds before her corpse plummeted from the sky into the water and everyone started laughing uproariously.


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