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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 11:36 pm 
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I was fighting a group of CPU's in Brawl when a CD appeared at the other side of the stage. I started sprinting at it when all the CPU's (who weren't on the same team) all forget their war on each other and go after me, and the CD disappeared just before I got there. I recall yelling something like this:
"THAT WAS A CD! SCREW YOU, IMMA KILL YOU ALL NOW, JERKS!"

They were all dead in the next ten seconds.


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My brother and I play SSBB all the time, and he's better than me,
so I'm always spouting random horsepiss.
Or the first time I played Twilight Princess and I got to the Twilight Castle.
I had to take the Sol to a corner, and the camera did a backflip so all you could see was the Sol and Link's hands and I said, "The Adventures of Sol."

...And then I was grabbed.
Also, Nazi Zombies is a nice way to rediscover every obcinity known and then some in less than ten minutes.

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Once while playing SSBB as Marth, I created an alternate personality that went something like this.

"STOP KILLING THE SWORDGUYDUDE."
"Dude, shut u-"
"SWORDGUYDUDE COMMANDS YOU LOWLY PEASENTS WHO ARE NOT SWORDGUYDUDE."
"Ok, idi-"
"SWORDGUYDUDE WILL MAKE YOU CRY YOU NOT-SWORDGUYDUDE GUYS WHO ARE DEFINATLY NOT SWORDGUYDUDE."

On TF2, Some kid was micspamming.
*in chat*
Duhrdotcom: Kid, shut up or I'll make you lose the game.
Duhrdotcom: I'm serious.
The kid stopped.

And finally, I was playing Gmod while my friend watched.
"Why are you killing Gman over and over again?"
"Because he is Hitler."
"What?"
"Exactly. Now stop sassing me or I'll cut you."


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lol so random XD

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Me and two friends were playing Conflict: Desert Storm ages ago. We were creeping up behind an Iraqi in a tunnel when he turned around, saw us, and shouted "Americans!" to which one of my friends shouted "Where?!?" and turned around shooting.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
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lol so random XD

You.

Yoooooouuuuuuu.

He's being sarcastic.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
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lol so random XD

You.

Yoooooouuuuuuu.

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YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Bill

I lost

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Akira wrote:
I was fighting a group of CPU's in Brawl when a CD appeared at the other side of the stage. I started sprinting at it when all the CPU's (who weren't on the same team) all forget their war on each other and go after me, and the CD disappeared just before I got there. I recall yelling something like this:
"THAT WAS A CD! SCREW YOU, IMMA KILL YOU ALL NOW, JERKS!"

They were all dead in the next ten seconds.

Worst thing ever is when the AI accidentally grabs a CD.


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I was playing Mitadake High on Death Note Mode and this happened:

Kira: "Write Takashi Takaya in the Death Note." *Gives me the Death Note*

Me: "Death...Note..? ...Everyone's names are here...but.. Wait!
It doesn't have any pictures!!"

If you wanna play it go here http://www.byond.com/games/DevourerOfSouls/MitadakeHigh .

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I AM A GOD!
-Me in fable 2, shortly after beating all seven levels of the crucible in record time.


I AM A- Oh...shit.
-Me in fable two, after seeing the boss is a troll
FUCKING HATE THOSE TROLLS

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what I say after just about every time I die in a vs. match as an infected

"YOU JUST KILLED ME SOBBU SOBBU WHY DID YOU KILL ME."

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Playing Mario Kart DS with my friends and got inked by a Blooper:

"How come these karts don't have windshield wipers or something?"

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bagofnuts wrote:
Playing Mario Kart DS with my friends and got inked by a Blooper:

"How come these karts don't have windshield wipers or something?"

theyd need windshields for that

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but then they're not aerodynamic

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