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 Post subject: Farcry 2
PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:29 pm 
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My friend Blake has this game and demands that I play it.

What otherworldly game of epic proportions have I been missing out on?
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the fact you can set everything on fire

bodaciously

and it will burn everything else around it

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OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

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I love this game so dang much. My sniper rifle that I've been carrying for so long has just exploded in my face. I had to sneak up on some guy, stab him with my machete, take his AK, and run away. Then a barrel exploded near me, and I had to dig out a shard of glass from a nearby train car out of my leg. Awesome. As I got away in my trusty escape jalopy, I started getting chased by a black Jeep Liberty. I shot the fool, and had to repair my vehicle before I got back on the road. Then I get to my buddy, all ready to fight off hordes of militiamen, and he says... "You can take off." and starts cleaning his AK. rustled off at him, I went to my safehouse to sleep. When I woke up, my other buddy was there to creep me the pfargtl out. This game is the weirdest, deepest, and awesomest thing I've ever friggin' played!
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weapons degrade over time, and weapons you pick up off enemies are extremely shitty.

how is it werid and deep? your hired to kill an arms dealer and you get malaria.

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OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

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weapons degrade over time, and weapons you pick up off enemies are extremely shitty.
So it's like System Shock 2 with better graphics.

Cool, so I get to run around with my meele serving as my only reliable weapon, but I don't have cool powers to fall back on when on the rare occasion than I find a psi hypo, is what you're saying?

Sounds fantastic :?

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Vaelor wrote:
iamthelordhitman wrote:
weapons degrade over time, and weapons you pick up off enemies are extremely shitty.
So it's like System Shock 2 with better graphics.


So, Farcry 2 is Bioshock in the Jungle?

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Vaelor wrote:
iamthelordhitman wrote:
weapons degrade over time, and weapons you pick up off enemies are extremely shitty.
So it's like System Shock 2 with better graphics.

Cool, so I get to run around with my meele serving as my only reliable weapon, but I don't have cool powers to fall back on when on the rare occasion than I find a psi hypo, is what you're saying?

Sounds fantastic :?



u can upgrade your weapons so they dont degrade for quite awhile. and its not even like enemy weapons fall apart instantly. i picked up one enemy ak and it fired 120 rounds without failing or jamming at all.

also: theres an armory nxt to the gun shops that holds all your weapons, so everytime you stop by u can just pick up some new guns.


edit: so in actuality, you nvr really have to worry about your shit breaking unless you fancy using alot of enemy weapons

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The Big Cheese wrote:
Vaelor wrote:
iamthelordhitman wrote:
weapons degrade over time, and weapons you pick up off enemies are extremely shitty.
So it's like System Shock 2 with better graphics.


So, Farcry 2 is Bioshock in the Jungle?
That would imply Bioshock is reomtely similar to System Shock 2...
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Are you saying this game is like Zelda?

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Spoony wrote:
That would imply Bioshock is reomtely similar to System Shock 2...


ITT: We do it wrong.

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Spoony wrote:
The Big Cheese wrote:
Vaelor wrote:
iamthelordhitman wrote:
weapons degrade over time, and weapons you pick up off enemies are extremely shitty.
So it's like System Shock 2 with better graphics.


So, Farcry 2 is Bioshock in the Jungle?
That would imply Bioshock is reomtely similar to System Shock 2...
ASDFFFFFFFF

You've gotta be fucking shitting me.

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He's not making the statement, don't patronize him.
He's just demonstrating the transitive property.

Also, is BioShock the one with the hidden cow level?

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Generic FPS #24123 with overcompensating graphics that I will never play because they always bore me after 1 playthrough.
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Merlin wrote:
He's not making the statement, don't patronize him.
He's just demonstrating the transitive property.

Also, is BioShock the one with the hidden cow level?

I think that's one of the mario games.
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