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Nachalnik
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My cat's litter box is upstairs by the computer and the other is downstairs by the dinner table.

My mom thought it would be a good idea to put the cat's toilet right beside where we eat. >: Gross
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dorbelle
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Unba, I've done that before too.









[spoiler]and I also finished, of course[/spoiler]

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That... actually doesn't sound too bad. It'd give me a head start on my morning wood.

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dorbelle
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[spoiler]I have a vagina[/spoiler]

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Unbalanced
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That... actually doesn't sound too bad. It'd give me a head start on my morning wood.

I know, right? I just woke up and was like [spoiler]"wait why am I rubbing my dick"

"wait why am I already half aroused"

"...well I'd better get this done then"[/spoiler]

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dorbelle
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inb4 Unba's spoiler+his sig

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Superior Bacon
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my mouth tastes like blood

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You got braces?
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Superior Bacon
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Well it's pretty bright red, so
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my mouth tastes like blood

Is your girlfriend on her period?

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What the hell.
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I hate it when I sneeze away from my computer monitor and yet I still got snot all over the daisies screens.

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Yeili
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I hate it when I sneeze away from my computer monitor and yet I still got snot all over the daisies screens.

Keep tissues on your de-

Wait no. Don't do that.

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