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Chopstix
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I guess it falls under how much pain is too much for you. I have a pretty high tolerance so, maybe I'll be like gay superman?

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Chopstix wrote:
I guess it falls under how much pain is too much for you. I have a pretty high tolerance so, maybe I'll be like gay superman?

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nnnneeeehhh

why does the only form of penetration available to me have to hurt :S

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you could always just become master of the bj's

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You could always cut yourself open and have some puncture wound sex.

Pretty sure that'd hurt more though.

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ear-sex
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put your hands together real tight

instant mangina

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That would basically be masturbating.
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who says you have to use your penis

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man gay sex for dudes does not sound so great

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[spoiler]I actually like anal sex. :I[/spoiler]

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[spoiler]i thought it only worked for guys cause they had a prostate?[/spoiler]

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Bacon wrote:
man gay sex for dudes does not sound so great

prostate is pretty much the male g-spot, do it right and it feels good.

don't take my word for it, take cosmo's word for it

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Bacon wrote:
[spoiler]i thought it only worked for guys cause they had a prostate?[/spoiler]


I've never heard of that.

But I have no pretenses I'm not just weird.

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take cosmo's word for it


I'd rather not. They have some of the worst advice ever.

(They advice women to put both hands on a dude's manmeat and twist roughly and quickly, back and forth, with both hands. That is an indian burn. ON YOUR DICK.)

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i don't think there's anything weird with enjoying. it's consensual, legal, and everyone's pop flyin', so who cares?


but oh man cosmo. never ever take sex advice from cosmo. or any advice at all.

just burn that magazine, really.

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