AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I keep thinking that too, but what if I'm wrong. I mean he is very protective of me and wants the best for me, but what if that's just him acting like a good friend? Ahhhhhhhhhh -insert Gallodds freaking out here-

my friend does stuff like that with our racist friend. (he says he's not racist, he hates everyone.) they dry hump each other a lot (even though he's straight and she's transgender) and stuff like that. she really likes this one girl and one day she was standing in front of her, and so my friend was all "I COULD HAVE GRABBED HER booty" and mimed it, but accidentally grabbed connor's booty instead. it was great.

and then she once grabbed his crotch too. she was arguing that it was slightly above his crotch, and he said "dude. no. that was my crotch. i would know."

Play gay-chicken with him. If he doesn't chicken out you win.

Whoa, whoa, whoa hold up there. WHAT? That's horrible! I'm sorry.

STOP TEMPTING ME D:

I really need that picture right now >_>

Well if he isn't gay, then he's got a terrible way of showing it.
I know about acting gay with my friends as a joke and we're just being silly. But if he's TRYING to make you grab his booty and makes you do it if you don't do it yourself, that sorta sounds kinda suspicious.
We can't be sure but hey, it seems kinda funky to me.

To me it sounds like he is into you. And what picture?

One of the toilets on my floor has been absolutely stuffed with toilet paper for the last day or two.

WHO THE HELL NEEDS THAT MUCH TOILET PAPER OH MY GOD

Yeah... And also, I'm so terrified of telling him I'm actually gay, just in case we stop being as close in our friendship. -sigh-



Oh, no one does, they just like being dicks and filling toilets with paper.

Lol my Fiance's brother uses alot. He clogs the daisies thing.

I don't know if it's ice cream in general or just ice cream from this one place, but it puts me out of commission for a long time. My stomach flips out and I end up spending an hour in the bathroom. Not fun at all, especially since I passed out because of it last night. Which is really awkward because the bathrooms in our dorm is "public" (as compared to suites which have private bathrooms). I'm just glad no one walked in because that would have been very interesting to explain.

Never getting ice cream from there ever again.

Wow thats some bad ice cream. I cant et burgers anymore because I got food poisoning so bad from mc donalds that I had to go on anti toxins for 3 months.

Oh and also I think the worst thing that has ever happened to me toilet wise was when I had the flu. I bent over to puke and puked so hard that I shit all over the back of the toilet. I hadto have my mom clean it because I was too weak to do it. Gotta love Moms!

i had the flu for like a week once. it was awful. i was hallucinating, and all the time, too. everything seemed farther away than it really was, and when i tried to sleep the weird visions started.

and then i once ate four slices of cake and leftover icing and that night i was puking so hard i was seeing double.

Wow thats hard core. I lost like 10 lbs. when I had the flu. Thats also when I met my fiance. But the doctor gave me pills to help me keep water down but it would make my muscles tense just when I would start to sleep. Those pills sucked.