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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:23 pm 
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In Texas, The Bible is law, yet my sister, while still in high school, was asked one time by another girl if she had ever had sex. When my sister said no, the girl said "Why? Is something wrong?"


I'm not surprised, given when under very pressured with morals and very strict parents and guardians, teens will be more wanting to disobey them in that "rebellious" age.

Good times man

Reminds me when I was in 7th grade, this kid would keep making humping signals at me during chorus :psyduck: Then like, a day later or something, a girl told me he wanted me in bed.
Dude can be funny now when he isn't an asshole.
Annnnd in 8th grade, I remember walking alone in the hallway to catch a late bus and I passed by these two boys.
While walking from them, I hear grunts that suggests that humping action again. I turn to see him and he acts like nothing happened.

Why did boys in my grade only pay attention to me in Middle School?

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Maybe they're older and more mature now.
...PFFFFTAHAHAHAHA

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- No lewd comments to younger members (you guys could have gotten arrested for that shit)


Does that mean younger members aren't allowed to make lewd comments to older members? :C

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Because they're weird.

But yes, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and always acts all... physical and junk around me and I like him and it makes my brain kerplode every time he gets me to smack his butt or something... so bouncy

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Masturbating twice in a row hurts.


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Maybe they're older and more mature now.
...PFFFFTAHAHAHAHA


I would think that would meant they would cut the shit and just ask me out if they seemed interested in me, not doing embarrassing humping actions at me.

The only guys in school who asked me out are ones who really got to know me and became a friend, however I declined to all of them because they were younger then me or I just saw them as friends.

and theres a cute guy who knows most of my guy friends and i wish i could talk to him uber sadface
High school dating sucks I'll probably actually follow through with my waiting till college plan

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But yes, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and always acts all... physical and junk around me and I like him and it makes my brain kerplode every time he gets me to smack his butt or something... so bouncy

Temptation~

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It doesn't hurt for me. If I try right away it's just like "ugh it doesn't feel good anymore why bother trying"

Although if you really need to know, 10 or 15 minutes is good enough to start again.

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...How old is your sister?


She was 16 or 17 at the time

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Indecisive wrote:
In Texas, The Bible is law, yet my sister, while still in high school, was asked one time by another girl if she had ever had sex. When my sister said no, the girl said "Why? Is something wrong?"


I'm not surprised, given when under very pressured with morals and very strict parents and guardians, teens will be more wanting to disobey them in that "rebellious" age.


The thing is that even the teenagers would act religious. They would talk about how Jesus loves you, and then see an attractive girl walk by and they would make humping motions and whatnot.

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I have an over active bladder so I someties pee my self a little.
I went from a A cup to a D cup in one year.
I like S&M.
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I was molested when I was 11.

About all I can think of for now. :)


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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Marbus wrote:
But yes, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and always acts all... physical and junk around me and I like him and it makes my brain kerplode every time he gets me to smack his butt or something... so bouncy

Temptation~


And most of the time I'm too freaked out to do it myself and so he usually gets me to do it. And let's not even go to the time I actually grabbed his crotch. :psyduck:

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Marbus wrote:
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Marbus wrote:
But yes, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and always acts all... physical and junk around me and I like him and it makes my brain kerplode every time he gets me to smack his butt or something... so bouncy

Temptation~


And most of the time I'm too freaked out to do it myself and so he usually gets me to do it. And let's not even go to the time I actually grabbed his crotch. :psyduck:


That sounds like a gay fanservice anime.


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Marbus wrote:
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Marbus wrote:
But yes, my friend doesn't know I'm gay and always acts all... physical and junk around me and I like him and it makes my brain kerplode every time he gets me to smack his butt or something... so bouncy

Temptation~


And most of the time I'm too freaked out to do it myself and so he usually gets me to do it. And let's not even go to the time I actually grabbed his crotch. :psyduck:


oh dude he's totally gay for you

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I was molested when I was 11.


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Marbus wrote:
And most of the time I'm too freaked out to do it myself and so he usually gets me to do it. And let's not even go to the time I actually grabbed his crotch. :psyduck:


argh one time I fell off this bench and grabbed this like 18 yr old guy's crotch (I knew him, it was in Boys Brigade camp) and it was very awkward (and I'm guessing painful for him).

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What if the branch was just another dong.

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:C I know... But yeah he might be gay for you too but now days you cant really come out or you are condemed.


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