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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:31 am 
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Ow my shins.


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Back in elemntary school they hat our hands not our shins!


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Back in elemntary school they hat our hands not our shins!

Those cruel nuns, They HATTED YOU?


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So much booty

will be kicked.



It will be beautiful.


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To Thairl!

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"Leave this to me!" TheOtherMC demanded. Asking the stupidest questions during conversations was one of his many abilities.

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Torizo sighed and pushed MC aside. He clearly did not assign enough of his stat points into Intelligence.

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"Did someone say SUPPLIES!?" Dimm roared, forcefully clicking on the fourth option.

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Unfortunately, requesting more supplies from Tor is a vain endeavour.

Judging that politics were more important than leaving Avernum, the group picked the third option.

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Torizo apparently needed one more Intelligence point to know what a castle is.

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There was one last forgotten piece of relatively important information.

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With that out of the way, the party decides to explore Fort Avernum further, in hopes of finding more items, preferably useful ones.
First up is Thairl's bedroom.

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Without any lockpicks, lock-picking would be hard to accomplish. Dimm flexed his muscles.

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Bam! He did not even take any damage.

Sadly, the room was devoid of anything useful, and so TheOtherMC led the way further South.

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Both doors past the sign were locked. Torizo judged that the security would probably keep even Dimm from bashing them down without taking damage, and thus they ventured to the East.

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Another locked door! In his rage, Dimm disregarded Torizo's wise advice and insisted on destroying the barrier, fortunately succeeding.

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A fabulous-looking Poor Studded Armor was waiting inside. It is however labelled Not Yours.

Will our heroes succumb to the temptation and steal the piece of armour? You decide!


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They totally should.

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I seem to be very quiet.


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Of course you are, you're the spy- I mean, ninja.


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Ninjas don't have to be quiet all the time.

Dr. McNinja says a lot of words, for example.


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I noticed, I'll try to change that.


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Hey guys. Why are your hit points so low?


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Don't steal it. Not sure if there are any guards nearby. Also, are only the forum members in the party only able to decide such things, or can other people do so?

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Not sure whether or not you should steal it. Are the guards in this game the "slaughter the thieves on sight" kind?

Because whatever you want to steal probably isn't worth the horrible fate of death.


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Death for you. Mild discomfort for me.


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I'm mentally braindead and I still think that a horrifying level-1 death at the hands of the town guards would be better than wearing some "Poor studded armor" while it happened.

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