AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've only read "Of Mice and Men" which I didn't think was that bad, I've had MUCH worse to read. "My Antonia" was my summer reading one year, and the whole thing was the mundane details of some guys entire life, and even worse then that was the great Gatsby!

I HATED The Great Gatsby!

I feel like I'm the only person in the entire school who actually ENJOYS English class.

I liked Tale of Two Cities, The Canterbury Tales, Last of the Mohicans, etc.

Everyone else whined about how it was SO HARDDDDD

Ugh, I can't stand stuff like that...
I only like reading Fantasy/Sci-Fi

I had a really interesting day today.

In the morning I met up with this one idiot. He's such a massive barrel of dicks it's hilarious to talk to him, and I end up trolling him so hard every time. Today's discussion ended with me accusing him of turning people Gay with some sort of Gay Laser.

Then in Comm Arts the teacher left the room, and someone said "I fucking hate John Steinbeck" and it turns out everyone in the whole class does.

Science class: We watched some more of Day After Tomorrow. My teacher had papers to grade, so when we were done she asked me to explain what was scientifically wrong with what we watched. It was kind of fun playing teacher.

It was fun. I wish very day was this nice.

My math teacher did an epic troll today. He announced a five page pop test. He had it in his hand and everything, and since I sit in the front there was real equations on it. Then he passed it out.

That was when people began sweating. I'm pretty ok with that stuff though on account of a super calculator (TI-84+ SE) and well established ability to do algebra.

He then walks out of the class and everyone begins working on it feverishly to finish it by the end of class. He comes back twenty minutes later and solemnly looks at everyone and goes, "Hahahahaaaa." Laughs for a good minute and says to everybody that wasn't the test, it was the weekend's homework in test format.

I have the weekend's homework done now so I'd say that was pretty balling. Between my BTA teacher and Math, I'm having a competition for best teacher.

Oh man Best teacher ever

we had school elections today


i voted for the people i knew the best, people that gave me sweets, or people that were the hottest

i remember back in like year 7 in QEGS (posh noncy faggot school that i got kicked out of) the history teacher was cool
one lesson he was nowhere to be seen and the door was open, so we just went in and sat down, and then all of a sudden there was a banging coming from the cupboard in the classroom, then he stumbles out all disshevelled with his hair a mess and tie out of place etc and he just goes "oh hello, do you like my time machine? just been to the third century, let me tell you about it" and then he taught the lesson
also i had a geography teacher that sounded exactly like Mrs Puff

Prom is today!! I can't freaking wait

The afterprom is going to be at Dave & Busters, where there will infinite gaming until 6 AM!!!

That history teacher sounds really, really cool. If you don't mind me asking, why did you get kicked out?

All our teachers that are crazy are Irish. One has nicknames for everybody (e.g. this person is called Sam, she calls him Muel, as like Samuel sorta split up, she calls another one HOOOOGG because his second name is Hogg and another called BEAttiEEEE because I dunno why even if his second name is Beattie. She also calls all people called James Shamus). She then said you could buy 'Leprechaun Juice' from the vending machine if you type in 278 as Mr. Lurd (another Irish teacher) put it in there.

we have two stoner teachers.

1 almost always shows up at the wrong class he's meant to be substituting, talks in thirdperson and sort of drifts off and stares into space when you try talking to him

the second one cant remember the events of yesterday, has random mood swings, sets out work for the students but never makes any progress on having the students actually do the work, and overall doesn't really know what he's saying most of the time.

drugs are bad kids

We have an English teacher who talks and acts exactly like Bernard from Black Books.

that sounds fucking amazing

also Tales mah boy, i got kicked out from it because i didnt do my work and then i got in a fight with a year 10 (and won, i was in year 7) and then got kicked out
and then i went to another school, got kicked out for similar reasons, so i changed my attitude and shit

This


so this