Escargotage wrote:
>use med kit
YOU YELL OUT THAT YOU ARE HEALING. YOUR OTHER TEAMATES GROAN THAT YOU ARE WASTING A MEDKIT. YOU ARE CLEARLY AT 80% HEALTH. YOU TOTALLY NEED IT.
Torizo wrote:
>Use CATCHPHRASE to make THE WOMEN PURR.
YOU YELL "CATCHPHRASE" AT VARIOUS WOMEN AND THEY START MAKING CAT NOISES. YOU GROW CONCERNED UNTIL YOU REALIZE THEY ARE ACTUALLY CATS. THE REAL WOMEN ENTER AND ARE IMMEDIATELY TURNED ON BY YOUR EXOTIC BRITISH CHARM. YOU THEN MAKE SWEET STEREOTYPICAL BRITISH LOVE TO THEM ALL.
Shoolis wrote:
Fuse Wooper with ReesesHank.
TOO LATE, REESEHANK IS EATEN AND WOOPER IS TOO POWERFUL
John Craft wrote:
>find a cure for cancer, AIDS, hunger and sadness all at the same time
YOU CREATE THE INTERNET.
Mr. Mander wrote:
Sell Bigger Vegetable for substantial profit.
YOU SELL THE LARGE TURNIP TO A MAN WHO IS UNCOMFORTABLY pop flyin' WITH THE FACE ON THE TURNIP.
bagofnuts wrote:
>Shank goat.
YOU SHANK BATSON, THE VILLAGE GOAT. HE DIES INSTANTLY. THOUSANDS OF MOURNERS ARRIVE AT THE FUNERAL AND A EULOGY IS PREFORMED BY ELTON JON. IT IS TRULY A SAD DAY.
Zink wrote:
USE HEAVY BLUNT OBJECT ON BYSTANDER
VIOLENTLY
YOU SAVAGLY ATTACK SEVERAL BYSTANDERS AS THEY FLEE IN TERROR. ONE WOULD QUESTION WHY ANYONE WOULD STILL LIVE HERE AT THIS POINT.
bunnytots wrote:
>FIND A GOLDFISH ASK FOR 3 WISHES AND ASK FOR IT'S NAME TO BE STEVE.
YOU USE ALL 3 WISHES NAMING IT, AS YOU MISSPELLED IT EACH TIME. THE GOLDFISH NOW THINKS ITS NAME IS HORATIO HORNBLOWER.
Indecisive wrote:
>Posies? These are daisies. LEARN YOUR FLOWERS.
Dismiss Ifrit.
Summon Bahamut and fly to the movies
YOUR MAGIC MAGICALER GM DOESNT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
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