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BANANA
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I wear socks on my hands and gloves on my feet.

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Snarf
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I ROLLED A -3, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN


ASK DARK IT IS HIS GAME

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Trygve was here.
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impmon08
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JESUS CHRIST SLOW DOWN, FIRST UPDATE BACK THAT AWAY. MY BUNS ARE BRUNGING.

Torizo wrote:
I beseech the mage for a boon.


YOU BEESECH Bunyip FOR A BOON. SHE TAKES IT AS YOU WANTING A BOAT AND HANDS YOU A PAMPHLET FOR A NICE BOAT RENTAL AGENCY NEARBY.
"I'M A MAGE, NOT A BILLIONAIRE. GET A JOB". SHE SAYS.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat


KALEKEMO IS NOW A SEX OFFENDER

TO THE PENALTY BOX
I CAST NO


ROLL PERSUASION CHECK!


TWO OR THREE PEPOLE ARE HEARD ARGUING OVER ONE OF THEM BEING A SEX OFFENDER. SEVERAL SMALL CHILDREN ARE RUSHED AWAY, LEAVING THEM MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Kalekemo wrote:
I ROLLED A -3, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN


"YOU JUST WON A BRAND NEW CAR" AND OLD MAN YELLS AT YOU. "AND BY CAR, I MEAN THIS BOX OF TISSUES. MY LIFE IS A LIE, PLEASE HOLD ME" HE SAYS, CRYING INTO YOUR SHOULDER.

BANANA wrote:
I wear socks on my hands and gloves on my feet.


YOU ARE A CRAZY MAN, THEY ALL THINK. USING THE WRONG ATTACHMENTS FOR THE WRONG LIMBS. WELL I'LL SHOW THEM. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL WHOS THE GENIUS. NEXT UP: TOP HAT FOR THE BUTT.

impmon08 wrote:
>call mum and dad


"MOM, DAD, CAN I HAVE cheddar FOR FOOD." YOU ASK IN YOUR BEST PLEADING VOICE. SADLY, YOU DID NOT CALL YOUR PARENTS AND THE OLD WOMAN THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO ROB HER OVER THE TELEPHONE. SHE HAS A HEART ATTACK AND IT GETS ALL OVER YOU. ALSO, YOUR PARENTS EVENTUALLY DID SEND YOU cheddar FOR FOOD. YOU GAIN 47 CENTS. AWWIIIGHT.

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Zink
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I PICK UP A GUN


AND USE IT TO SHOOT SOMEONE
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Torizo
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Tall-Hatted Yanimae
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OH I'M STILL THE MAGE?
OH OHK I LIKE THIS YOU'LL NEVER GET MY POWERRRSSSS

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Snarf
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JOIN AZ FORUMS

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Kalekemo
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>Drive off in the new tissue car with an old man

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BANANA
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The Big Cheese wrote:
BANANA wrote:
I wear socks on my hands and gloves on my feet.


YOU ARE A CRAZY MAN, THEY ALL THINK. USING THE WRONG ATTACHMENTS FOR THE WRONG LIMBS. WELL I'LL SHOW THEM. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL WHOS THE GENIUS. NEXT UP: TOP HAT FOR THE BUTT.


I put the top hat on my butt and the monocle in my ear.

I am now a true gentlemon.

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Snarf
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LOTS OF CLENCHING AND FOCUSING TO BECOME A DUCK

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DarkSurfer
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Zink wrote:
I PICK UP A GUN


AND USE IT TO SHOOT SOMEONE


YOU PICK UP A GUN AND GO ON A SHOOTING SPREE
ITS HORRIBLE
EVERYONES ON FIRE
THINGS ARE SCREAMING
YOU WET YOURSELF
WHY DID IT COME TO THIS
GOOD THING YOU MISSED EVERY SHOT

Torizo wrote:
>obtain job


YOU OBTAIN A JOB. THE JOB IS A SMALL BUSINESS SWEEPER. CLEAN THE SHELVES, WAX THE OWNERS CAT, AND OCCASIONALLY THREATEN THE LIFE OF ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO BUY SOMETHING. YOU HOPE FOR A PROMOTION SOON.

Billyjum wrote:
>Look for weapon


YOU DECIDE TO TAKE THE WEAPON OF THE CRAZY GUY WHO IS SHOOTING EVERYONE. AFTER TAKING HIS WEAPON HE IS SITLL MAKING SHOOTING GESTURES. HE IS A DANGER TO HIMSELF MORE THAN OTHERS. YOU FEEL OKAY WITH THIS.

Snarf wrote:
JOIN AZ FORUMS


YOU JOIN THE FORUMS, INSTANTLY FEELING DISDAIN. YOU THEN LOOK UP WHAT DISDAIN IS. YOU FEEL MORE DISDAIN.

Escargotage wrote:
>talk to self

HELLO
HOW I AM
I AM WONDERFUL
A LITTLE NARCISSIST TODAY, EH?
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
I'M JUST FULL OF MYSELF IS ALL
I'LL ET YOU MEAN THAT bodaciously
AM I COMING ONTO MYSELF
DO I WANT TO
THE ANSWER IS YES

Kalekemo wrote:
>Drive off in the new tissue car with an old man


YOU SIT ON THE GROUND MAKING VROOMING NOISES. THE OLD MAN WHISTLE A TUNE, ENJOYING THE BREEZE.

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