JESUS CHRIST SLOW DOWN, FIRST UPDATE BACK THAT AWAY. MY BUNS ARE BRUNGING.
Torizo wrote:
I beseech the mage for a boon.
YOU BEESECH Bunyip FOR A BOON. SHE TAKES IT AS YOU WANTING A BOAT AND HANDS YOU A PAMPHLET FOR A NICE BOAT RENTAL AGENCY NEARBY.
"I'M A MAGE, NOT A BILLIONAIRE. GET A JOB". SHE SAYS.
Snarf wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
I put on my robe and wizard hat
KALEKEMO IS NOW A SEX OFFENDER
TO THE PENALTY BOX
I CAST NO
ROLL PERSUASION CHECK!
TWO OR THREE PEPOLE ARE HEARD ARGUING OVER ONE OF THEM BEING A SEX OFFENDER. SEVERAL SMALL CHILDREN ARE RUSHED AWAY, LEAVING THEM MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE.
Kalekemo wrote:
I ROLLED A -3, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
"YOU JUST WON A BRAND NEW CAR" AND OLD MAN YELLS AT YOU. "AND BY CAR, I MEAN THIS BOX OF TISSUES. MY LIFE IS A LIE, PLEASE HOLD ME" HE SAYS, CRYING INTO YOUR SHOULDER.
BANANA wrote:
I wear socks on my hands and gloves on my feet.
YOU ARE A CRAZY MAN, THEY ALL THINK. USING THE WRONG ATTACHMENTS FOR THE WRONG LIMBS. WELL I'LL SHOW THEM. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL WHOS THE GENIUS. NEXT UP: TOP HAT FOR THE BUTT.
impmon08 wrote:
>call mum and dad
"MOM, DAD, CAN I HAVE cheddar FOR FOOD." YOU ASK IN YOUR BEST PLEADING VOICE. SADLY, YOU DID NOT CALL YOUR PARENTS AND THE OLD WOMAN THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO ROB HER OVER THE TELEPHONE. SHE HAS A HEART ATTACK AND IT GETS ALL OVER YOU. ALSO, YOUR PARENTS EVENTUALLY DID SEND YOU cheddar FOR FOOD. YOU GAIN 47 CENTS. AWWIIIGHT.