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Gandhi is a pussy and gets beat up.


nigga you trollin

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I think Gandhi, Mother Teresa seemed quite unwell towards the end of her life (yes I actually looked this up). But then again, it depends how early in their lives they compete with each other.

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If I can find it. Hold on, I know it's around here somewhere.

EDIT: Okay I found it. Basically, it's a little book that explains who or what would win in a fight and why.

Like Gahndi versus Mother Teresa.


What exactly is it called? I think I might have it too, just not with me
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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Trygve wrote:
Gandhi is a pussy and gets beat up.


nigga you trollin

Momma Teresa vas Catholic nun and that means she had a ruler or a cane. She vould beat him up.
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Morgan Freeman's voice vs Patrick Stewart's voice.
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Morgan Freeman's voice vs Patrick Stewart's voice.


vs Barry Bostwick's voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdMJ5P8cSNI

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Morgan Freeman's voice vs Patrick Stewart's voice.

Narration fight.

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Tales wrote:
BANANA wrote:
If I can find it. Hold on, I know it's around here somewhere.

EDIT: Okay I found it. Basically, it's a little book that explains who or what would win in a fight and why.

Like Gahndi versus Mother Teresa.


Who wins, Gahndi or Mother Teresa?


It says that in a 'battle of peace' or whatever, Mother Teresa would win; giving facts about Gahndi and herself and how she was doing what she did by age twelve, while Gahndi was a lawyer until the age of 46 or something. However, it yields that when it comes to civil disobedience, Gahndi would kick her booty.

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BANANA wrote:
If I can find it. Hold on, I know it's around here somewhere.

EDIT: Okay I found it. Basically, it's a little book that explains who or what would win in a fight and why.

Like Gahndi versus Mother Teresa.


What exactly is it called? I think I might have it too, just not with me


"Who would Win?" by Justin Heimberg.

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What exactly is it called? I think I might have it too, just not with me


"Who would Win?" by Justin Heimberg.


Ah, nevermind. Mine's called Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights by Jake Kalish
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What exactly is it called? I think I might have it too, just not with me


"Who would Win?" by Justin Heimberg.


Ah, nevermind. Mine's called Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights by Jake Kalish


That sounds like a better book. Mine's really more of a novelty than anything else.

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I'm not sure if a book about imaginary fights could be anything but a novelty
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