AWKWARD ZOMBIE

contemplate existence

Tromp out of the pub yelling incoherent nonsense about fighting

tell the survivors that the other orks were nothing but practice, and that the real stomping comes when we crash planetside in asteroids as brutally as possible and krump dem spikey boyz

promptly begin hurling orks into space

Done. ORKZ IZ MENT FER FIGTHATN AND KILLAN!


You rush out and yell "ORK FIGHT!!" at the top of your lungs. Boy these halls get crowded real quick!


After an hour or two(Pretty quickly for orks) the fighting dies down. You tell the two hundred something survivors that this was nothing compared to what will be on the planet. They instantly rally to your cause.

You know that throwing the BOYZ out into space usually doesn't end well, but it is funny as hell to watch. You grab a few and launch them from the Rokkit Lawncha tubes. Watching their heads explode into a cloud of gore and bone never gets old...


(no more requests for the night)

Go out into the world looking for more things to fight, possibly an Ent?

>chain the two carnifex arms together to make carnunchucks

This is currently impossible seeing as you are in a ROK, a massive asteroid that has been re-purposed as a star ship of sorts.


You seriously consider this, but think better of it.

Crash the ROK into the nearest planet. Or the nearest thing that you can fight.

Get a Dvarven sidekick.

Loot the corpses of the orks killed in the fight for useful things.

You decide that you've been up here long enough. You head to the KOMMAND CENTA to "speak" to the FLYBOY in charge. The moment he looks up at you you punch him in the face and tell him to go faster.


They are supposed to be all dead. But you've seen them and you won't rest until everyone knows the tru



You scrounge amongst the dead BOYZ, seeing if any of them managed to grab something useful in their worthless lifetimes.
You find:
CHAIN CHOPPA, like a regular CHOPPA, but it is a chainsaw.
SLUGGA, a crude, pistol like weapon.
ORKY BITZ, Bitz to make things more Orky.

Nothing else you deem "useful".

Shoot nearest Ork to restore/maintain morale

Chain Choppa? Every choppa is the same, and it serves every purpose.

>recruit mekboy and kommando to form ultimate orkiness squad

What a great idea! You open fire on the flyboyz. Oh what fun! The lead Flyboy hits a few buttons and yells "Awright awright! Wez movin!"


You decide you have terrorized the flyboyz enough. You stomp out of the room and seek out a MEKBOY. You find him in DA SHOP. After a few punches in the gut he swears loyalty to you. He also tells you your SWEET booty WARBIKE is done.

You next seek out a KOMMANDO. Instead he finds you. daisies he is sneaky. You rough him up a bit as well and he submits. Your AWESOME ORKY SQUAD IS COMPLETE.

>see if you can make the sweet booty warbike more sweet booty