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would rather die by madness
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no 64%  64%  [ 9 ]
ohgod its everywhere it won't stop 7%  7%  [ 1 ]
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:52 am 
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I want to be one of the last survivors of the zombie apocalypse, cleaning out Canadamerixico from the last of the horde and brining survivors together and taking them to colonies to survive, and maybe even thrive in. And as I hit my last eastern infected patch, a kamikaze mission into a New York overrun with countless walking dead, I want the last bullet in my gun for myself.

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I wish I wrote something cool like that

Y'know instead of the bear killing ;u;


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Xeraphem wrote:
I want to be one of the last survivors of the zombie apocalypse, cleaning out Canadamerixico from the last of the horde and brining survivors together and taking them to colonies to survive, and maybe even thrive in. And as I hit my last eastern infected patch, a kamikaze mission into a New York overrun with countless walking dead, I want the last bullet in my gun for myself.


I still say that come zombie apocalypse I'll be the church guy

better safe than sorry better safe than sorry I cant believe they bit me better safe than sorry better safe than sorry better safe than sorry better safe than sorry no I shoulda never let them in, wont fool me twice better safe than sorry better safe than sorry been an hour been an hour I must be immune better safe than sorry DING DONG DING DONG DINNERS SERVED COME AND GET IT better safe than sorry better safe than sorry better safe than sorry better safe than sorry better safe than sorry


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Xeraphem wrote:
Canadamerixico

so like

North America

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Karilyn wrote:
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No. I beat you to it.

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I want to kill as many people as possible. I'd like to get ahold of a nuclear bomb or something, and blow a city off the map.

Doesn't even have to be anybody I particularly have a grudge against.

I just wanna leave a chance to touch many people's lives, and impact on the world, and maybe even wind up in history books. Even if it is in a negative way, at least I affected change upon the world.


I wouldn't call that a serious post.

At least I can't take it seriously.


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NO! It will be Canadamerixico! The New World Order ordains it!

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Firestorm wrote:
Karilyn wrote:
I want to kill as many people as possible. I'd like to get ahold of a nuclear bomb or something, and blow a city off the map.

Doesn't even have to be anybody I particularly have a grudge against.

I just wanna leave a chance to touch many people's lives, and impact on the world, and maybe even wind up in history books. Even if it is in a negative way, at least I affected change upon the world.
I wouldn't call that a serious post. At least I can't take it seriously.

It was meant as serious :/

I mean I know realistically I'll probably never pull it off. But it's something I really dream about doing. My lasting legacy. I'd be a real life chaotic evil super-villain.

I just don't really have the means to ever enact my dream.

I figured I'd say my dream was to blow up a city with a nuclear bomb. Yeah, it may be unrealistic, but at least it's theoretically achievable. Off in the recesses of my mind I sorta wish for an even more impossible dream of being able to end all life on the planet. Go out in a blaze of glory. Take everything down with me. Maybe even blow the whole place up.

But who am I kidding? I will never have the resources to do something truly amazing like that.

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I herd tat es uh baed ting 2 dew.


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Firestorm wrote:
I herd tat es uh baed ting 2 dew.

*shrug* I figure I die in ~50-60 years. Why not take everything with me? It's not like I will be around to enjoy it anymore.

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That's sort of like my dream except I'm not insane.

My goal in life is to have my name appear in a textbook. I don't care for the subject or why, I just want it to happen. It means I've accomplished something if people might be expected to know my name.

Other than that, getting married would be nice?

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Karilyn wrote:
*shrug* I figure I die in ~50-60 years. Why not take everything with me? It's not like I will be around to enjoy it anymore.


That's only a weeeeee bit selfish, idn't it?


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I mean this in the least mean way possible, but Karilyn. Get help.

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I think it's better to have a positive impact on a select few than a negative impact on many.

I don't know if people who commit acts of mindless violence really get their names recorded in history, I for one can't recall the names of the terrorists who hijacked those planes on that day.


Really sorry to bring that up but it was the best example I could think of to create a counter-argument.

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