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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:05 pm 
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>RECRUIT BANANA to party.


But I have a job and a wife to support

>KILL BANANA'S WIFE AND JOB so he can join the party.

Please don't kill Reubo

That depends on whether he is your WIFE or your JOB.

He gives me jobs sometimes

Does that count


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> level up your dancing level. You may need to dance-fight.


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WrathAngerfist wrote:
>Ask STINGZORA KING OF BEES what he brings to the team aside from BEEing awesome
>feel bad for making a bad pun.


>STINGZORA, KING OF BEES give you a HIGH FIVE for that BADASS BEE PUN.

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>Then order some PIZZA. AND THERE'D BETTER BE NO MUSHROOMS THIS TIME AROUND, YOU HEAR


>If only you had the BANANA PHONE

Shoolis wrote:
>Find a record store
>Laugh at outdated music system
>Buy music that will inevitably become fitting in future battles.


>This is a CHURCH. There are no RECORD STORES. Obviously.

Fooflyer wrote:
ask stingzora who he will vote for in the upcoming election


>STINGZORA, KING OF BEES forgives your INSOLENCE, as his name is not STINGZORA. It is STINGZORA, KING OF BEES.
>He says that he does not VOTE, because he is a BEE. A MAN-SIZED BEE, but a BEE nonetheless.

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live in a consumer society


>You already do!

BANANA wrote:
Shoolis wrote:
BANANA wrote:
Shoolis wrote:
BANANA wrote:
Shoolis wrote:
>RECRUIT BANANA to party.


But I have a job and a wife to support

>KILL BANANA'S WIFE AND JOB so he can join the party.

Please don't kill Reubo

That depends on whether he is your WIFE or your JOB.

He gives me jobs sometimes

Does that count


>If only you had a BANANA PHONE. Too bad.

Darkin wrote:
> level up your dancing level. You may need to dance-fight.


>God daisies it, no.

Shoolis wrote:
>Return BELL to MONKS for REWARD.
>RECRUIT BANANA to party.


>The MONKS ask you if you want a SMALL CHIHUAHUA or CERBERUS.

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>Get the chihuahua then name it Cerberus

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>What the bloody hell is a CERBERUS?

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Alexandy13 wrote:
>What the bloody hell is a CERBERUS?


You're not serious, are you?

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>What the bloody hell is a CERBERUS?


Suddenly, rage.

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Alexandy13 wrote:
>What the bloody hell is a CERBERUS?


>CERBERUS: It is often depicted as a THREE HEADED DOG that GUARDS the GATES OF HADES.

WrathAngerfist wrote:
>Get the chihuahua then name it Cerberus


>WAT. Why. CHIHUAHUAS are creepy and disgusting and... they're horrible. Just horrible. Why would you want one more than CERBERUS?

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>What the bloody hell is a CERBERUS?


Suddenly, rage.


>You feel very ANGERED that you did not KNOW what CERBERUS was, and you feel very STUPID because you want a BLOODY CHIHUAHUA. You DELVE into a MURDEROUS RAMPAGE, and destroy EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, and DESTROY the CHURCH in the PROCESS.

>You have acquired ONE CHIHUAHUA and ONE CERBERUS PLUSH.
>Oh, it was a PLUSH... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
>STINGZORA, KING OF BEES and ALICE both APPROVE of your WANTON DESTRUCTION.
>The BADGERS, however, do not, as they just FINISHED CLEANING the daisies thing.

>Exits are now NORTH and EAST.

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> rebuild church
> look for survivors
> Ignore last two actions
> Spit on the churches remains


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>Consider switching car insurance


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>discover secret tunnel entrance amongst the ruins of the church. IN A MANLY FASHION.

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>Carve various things into the wall of the tunnel in the hopes that someday someone will find them. IN A MANLY FASHION.


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> Grow a beard with your manly might. Do so in a MANLY fashion.


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> Ask Alice out on a date

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