AWKWARD ZOMBIE

> Answers phone

"Hello?"

>I meant, make the monks clean up.

>discover the cure for cancer.
>tell no one.
>talk into the banana phone
"Is this pizza hut?"

> Ask if Alice would like Pizza
> Postpone your mission, eat pizza instead.

>You LAUGH DEVIOUSLY to yourself.



>BANANA answers the BANANA PHONE.
>"Oh, uh... hi, BANANA..." you say. "I didn't know you were a PIZZA HUT."
>"Of course I am."
>"Huh."
>There is an AWKWARD SILENCE.
>ALICE breaks the silence by saying, "Ask if they have any of those BROWNIES."
>You nod in CONFIRMATION. "Do you have any of those LITTLE BROWNIES?"
>There is silence.
>"Um, I asked, do you have"
>BANANA cuts you off. "That's DOMINO'S, dumbass."
>You feel SAD.
>"Well, hey, can I have a LARGE COMBINATION PIZZA, then?"
>"It'll be there in 30 MINUTES OR LESS," BANANA says.
>You HANG UP the BANANA PHONE, by DEVOURING IT.

>29 MINUTES LATER, you get your PIZZA.
>You and ALICE DEVOUR said PIZZA. It is DELICIOUS.



>ALICE and you HEAD into the CHURCH.
>Before you stands STINGZORA, KING OF BEES.
>You draw your KATANA LAUNCHER and AIM it at STINGZORA, KING OF BEES' HEAD.
>"Wait!" ALICE yells. "He's a FRIEND!"
>You lower your KATANA LAUNCHER.
>"Why'd you steal the CHURCH BELL?" ALICE asks STINGZORA, KING OF BEES.
>STINGZORA, KING OF BEES replies, "I was SO VERY, VERY BORED. You don't even know."
>"But why aren't you at your GRAVEYARD HOME, protecting your HONEY from ZOM-BEES?"
>STINGZORA, KING OF BEES shrugs.
>"Can you give back the CHURCH BELL?" ALICE asks.
>"Eh," STINGZORA, KING OF BEES replies.
>You have acquired ONE CHURCH BELL.
>STINGZORA, KING OF BEES has joined your PARTY.

>Ask STINGZORA KING OF BEES what he brings to the team aside from BEEing awesome
>feel bad for making a bad pun.

>Return BELL to MONKS for REWARD.
>RECRUIT BANANA to party.

But I have a job and a wife to support

>KILL BANANA'S WIFE AND JOB so he can join the party.

>Then order some PIZZA. AND THERE'D BETTER BE NO MUSHROOMS THIS TIME AROUND, YOU HEAR

>Find a record store
>Laugh at outdated music system
>Buy music that will inevitably become fitting in future battles.

Please don't kill Reubo

That depends on whether he is your WIFE or your JOB.

ask stingzora who he will vote for in the upcoming election

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