OKAY SO:
In order for me to use the spells to their full effect I had to go a little out of character.
And by out of character I mean I brutally murdered dozens of people.
So I guess, I don't know, being disliked by Freddy Smashman is illegal or something. Yeah. Let's go with that.
In other news, the Entire Town of Bruma was declared illegal today.
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
He resisted arrest.
I think I will try this spell out.
Oh look it causes sporadic lightning.
That kills everyone nearby.
It's good thing Allecia is essential, or else she'd be dead about 20 times.
A nearby guard was hit by the bolt as well.
Oh well, he was a criminal anyway. How dare he commit the unforgivable crime of being from Bruma!
The guards by the gate are next.
I turn one of them naked.
And the other one becomes a sheep.
Despite his newfound wooliness, he refuses to abandon his post.
I decide to cast the Invisible Menace spell on someone.
Might as well get the city to eliminate itself for a while.
The Invisible Menace is also on fire.
This is so awesome.
Despite being uncatchable by ninjas, he is quickly smited by the guards.
Now let's see what Instant Fugitive does.
It turns people into the Gray Fox.
That's cool, I guess.
It doesn't actually affect this guard in anyway though.
Well, for the dual crimes of being from Bruma and being the Gray Fox, he is quickly put to death.
Next up is the Insane Hercules spell.
I cast it on Naked Guard.
He pulls a Daedric Claymore out of nowhere and goes on a rampage.
Naked Guard seems very intent on killing Sheep Guard.
Naked Guard is also set upon by Normal Guard.
Normal Guard loses.
Then a civilian arrives to try and stop Naked Guard's rampage.
He fails in a very bloody way.
Allecia and Normal Guard 2 have had enough of Naked Guard's rampage, though.
Naked Guard manages to kill two more guards and another civilian.
Before I get sick of his criminal ways and bring him to justice.
Another guard shows up, apparently unaware that he is the criminal here, not me.
Let's see how he deals with two tons of BOULDERY JUSTICE.
I missed.
I missed with
a pile of boulders.
This son of a bitch is agile.
Let's see how well you dodge when you're the size of a building!
In retrospect, maybe making him huge wasn't such a good idea.
I Gigantize Allecia and hurl some Lightning (of justice) at the guard.
He finally goes down.
Hmm. Shrinking his corpse seems to have had an adverse effect on him.
Oh well, not my problem.
Follow me, Giant Allecia! We have justice to deliver!
And what horrible fate will I visit on this person?
I cast the Curse of Ma'iq.
According the Magic book, The Curse of Ma'iq makes an NPC hunt down a pair of Calipers.
Little does she know that
I have stolen all the Calipers in Bruma.
Mwahahahaha!
Giant Allecia has problems with the indoors.
I cast the boulder spell to clear out this building as soon as possible.
An unsuspecting victim!
My, that has a bit of a launch to it.
This spell is very good at sending people flying.
I cast the Fall Over spell on a random criminal.
I also chuck a few more lightning bolts around.
Allecia seems to have become stuck in the ceiling.
Oh well, she'll get out eventually.
I will never get tired of this lightning spell.
Never.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
LEVEL 100 PONYTECH: FIST OF THE HORSE STAR
That is a lot of boners.
A conspicuously large number of these boners are alive, though.
This must be rectified.
All better.
Another Guard arrives.
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH.
It seems the entire citizenry has been eliminated. On to the castle.
Pffft hahahahaha
On second thought maybe going right for the Guards barracks was not so smart.
But screw that, I have light-
Did the guards just get launched to the ceiling?
Oh man no matter how many times I do this it never stops being funny.
How the heck did you survive?
NO MATTER
Okay, one more time, then I'm done...
Oh there you are, Giant Allecia.
Have you seen my lightning spell yet?
BOOM
One person left to go.
BOOM
I'm almost sorry this is over.
Well, now that Bruma has been horsed, bouldered, lighteninged, and paralyzed into oblivion, I guess it's time to move on.
You know what other town I don't like?
Leyawiin.
I arrive in the foggy, smelly, boggy pit they call a town.
I immediately set about to sniping people with horses.
Stop not dying, stupid horses.
I kill the previous horse.
Oh, look at that nice pair having a chat over there.
HORSED
Seriously horses, stop dying.
Also, stop defying conventional physics.
I just hit you with a hammer, no need to fly across the street.
I set this particular person on fire.
He doesn't seem to mind.
Then I make him the Grey Fox.
Which he also does not mind.
Well, fine, I'll just turn him into a murderous death machine.
FINALLY
No not Allecia you idiot.
Attack the townspeople!
There we go.
Actually this is less entertaining than I expected.
I break it up with a lightning bolt.
Everyone goes flying.
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