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Xabyrn
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Judy Gold is a good female comedian.

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Operation Awesome
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Brian Regan
"I don't know who makes cranberries, but they're getting into all the other juices! 'What've you got there, apples? We'll make Cran-Apple, split the profits 50/50. You got grapes? Cran-Grape! You got mangoes? Cran-Mango! Porkchops? Cran-Chops!'"

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"I don't know who makes cranberries, but they're getting into all the other juices! What've you got there, apples? We'll make Cran-Apple, split the profits 50/50. You got grapes? Cran-Grape! You got mangoes? Cran-Mango! Porkchops? Cran-Chops!"

Oh god yes he is hilarious.
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Jimmy Carr.

"All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be."

"TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out in front of 1,000, you think, 'Oh my God, this had better be good'."
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Cori
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I love Brian Regan.

Jeff Dunham is okay but Brian Regan is probably my favorite comedian.

"But you know, the day where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee at my school. 'Cause up until that day I was an idiot but nobody else knows, y'know? Then the spelling bee comes...

Alright kids, up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation! Spell a word wrong, sit down in front of your friends!

Yeah, that's great for little kid's egos, 'hey look at me I'm a moron! I wasn't even close! I was using numbers and stuff!'"

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Jon Pinette

"You know what I'm saying! You're watching CNN in english, WHERE'S BREAKFAST?!"

oh man

Jon Pinette is amazing

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Demetri Martin

The audience is really really eager, geez


oh god yes demetri martin is my favorite. about the only comedian I keep up with on a regular basis, everything else I kinda just listen to off and on again.

also, related I guess, I cant remember the guy who did this joke, but it's one of my favorite jokes ever and I don't even know why.
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I like Demitri Martin, but he's just a nerdier Mitch Hedberg.

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CHARLIE MURPHAAAAAAAAY!

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His show was shit, his standup is great.
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Is this the 5:00 'Free Crack Giveaway?'
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I PLEAD THE FIF!
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIF!
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Would David Thorne count? I don't think he's ever done stand up, but damned to hell if that guy isn't hilarious.

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Oh man, I fucking love Greg Giraldo.
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