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Narwhal horns actually teeth.

>badass

In fact it is rare, but they may have two 'horns'. Normally it is the upper left incisor that forms the standard 'horn'.

Narwhals are known to clean their tooth horns by fencing with one another.

I did not know that.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

They touch boners

god dammit spoony

I fucking can't breathe.

Use an epi-pen faggot.

Laughing too hard.

i have been talking like the govenator lately

i have no idea why

I KNEW IT!!!

Snarf - 6 World -0

-I can wiggle my bottom eyelashes in a way that resembles a caterpillar.
-I can cross all eight of my fingers (thumbs aren't fingers, they're thumbs!), and make them pop individually.
-I am good at making noises of all kinds with my mouth. I can make bird calls, dog-like growls, a low cat-like purr, realistic fart sounds and I can talk nearly completely audibly with my mouth closed.
-I have a lot of control over my face and individual muscles within it.
-I have a freaky metabolism that allows me to eat copious amounts of sweet things without gaining a pound.

-When gaming, my specialties are treasure hunting, theft, jumping (in combat), speed, archery, flight and memorization.

-In real life, my specialties are quick hands, vocabulary, comprehension, sprinting, (de)construction, philosophic and basic inquisition, high tolerance for pain, no fear of death and childlike optimism.

-When gaming, my major flaws are melee combat, aim, platforming, timing, rhythm (except when drumming), luck and spikes (no matter what game).

-In real life, my major flaws are social ineptitude, irrational fear of talking on the phone, heights, water, confrontation, worrying, thinking (which I do far too much), lust and laziness.


That about covers it.