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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:39 am 
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Narwhal horns actually teeth. :eng101:

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In fact it is rare, but they may have two 'horns'. :eng101: Normally it is the upper left incisor that forms the standard 'horn'.

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Narwhals are known to clean their tooth horns by fencing with one another. :eng101:

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I did not know that.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

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I fucking can't breathe.

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Use an epi-pen faggot.

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-I can wiggle my bottom eyelashes in a way that resembles a caterpillar.
-I can cross all eight of my fingers (thumbs aren't fingers, they're thumbs!), and make them pop individually.
-I am good at making noises of all kinds with my mouth. I can make bird calls, dog-like growls, a low cat-like purr, realistic fart sounds and I can talk nearly completely audibly with my mouth closed.
-I have a lot of control over my face and individual muscles within it.
-I have a freaky metabolism that allows me to eat copious amounts of sweet things without gaining a pound.

-When gaming, my specialties are treasure hunting, theft, jumping (in combat), speed, archery, flight and memorization.

-In real life, my specialties are quick hands, vocabulary, comprehension, sprinting, (de)construction, philosophic and basic inquisition, high tolerance for pain, no fear of death and childlike optimism.

-When gaming, my major flaws are melee combat, aim, platforming, timing, rhythm (except when drumming), luck and spikes (no matter what game).

-In real life, my major flaws are social ineptitude, irrational fear of talking on the phone, heights, water, confrontation, worrying, thinking (which I do far too much), lust and laziness.


That about covers it.

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